This still makes me laugh each time I read it! ETA:15th June, and I'm laughing at this again! I can't even see the image! ETA2:29th July, and I still laugh...!
"I swear on the squid beak of Lord Cthulhu and all his briny shoggoths, I will get revenge on you, Jay G." -C. Montgomery Burns
Counterpoint: "It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it." - Maurice Switzer ETA:
"This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness." - Dalai Lama “They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.” - Tom Bodett “In a time of destruction, create something.” - Maxine Hong Kingston “When all the details fit in perfectly, something is probably wrong with the story.” - Charles Baxter "I know that I know nothing, and that makes me wise." - Socrates
"You’re free to write about talking dinosaurs, kids. If you want to write about elves riding talking dinosaurs fighting fire-breathing dragons, then go for it. Naysayers can go chew cud." @Link the Writer
I love the story of Diogenes where Plato's Academy defined men as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes, seeing this opportunity to exercise his characteristic snark, got a plucked chicken and came in shouting "Behold! I've brought you a man!"
"You know, I've always believed that you should learn to tolerate fools, cos the world's full of them." Professor Green - Doll.
Masturbated in public, and defended the practice by saying "If only the cravings of my belly could be satisfied by simply rubbing it as well." ETA:
