That Moment...

MC's pretty monogamous, but his society deems it so, lol. His partner, however, was allowed to do what he pleased for the most part. (I'm playing with a distinct subgenre that will likely mean self-publishing.)

My larger WIP also has romance...and I'm also realizing that that will probably be what I have to market it as...my life. Gawd. Oh well. Hopefully people will like them.

 

TMW you are at a forest, late at night, drinking beers with a friend and suddenly you (both of you) hear a very distinct sound coming from a bush nearby. Sensing something big is lurking from the shadows...

 

ETA: Yes. Yes he is, because he is the Cocky Composer...

 

It's only Bigfoot and the Rake coming over to join the party.

 

TMW you find a cheesy writing joke and share it.

 

Your version is more probable I think. At some point we got more paranoid and thought that it was a SWAT team surrounding us. We sat there but nothing happened in the end. Anticlimactic... I know.

 

TMW you attempt to enter your American-style car (as in the steering wheel is on the left side) from the right as if it were a British-style car.

 

Maybe they meant to send that to @Moon.

 

TMW you run into your primary doctor whilst shopping in the junk food section.

"Hey, Moon, you can't eat that. That's no good, no no no, not that! .....I'm kidding, enjoy yourself until your next visit."

>_>;

 

How the hell do you fit an orca in a car, right or left hand drive?

 

Very carefully.

 

Not "slowly, be patient, and use lots of lube*?

Spoiler: *

sperm whale oil

 

Well that would be a whale of a time, wouldn't it?

 

TMW... you edit your mothers Pity me story about her divorce and is so one sided and awful it, it gives you that dirty feeling. the kind of dirty feeling that you need to take a Vodka bath to attempt to clean it off and possibly a 9mm in the mouth. Now don't get me wrong, I fucking hated my step-dad, but still even I can't ignore how absurd, one sided and woe is me type of story it is.

Seriously, I don't drink but some days, just some days. Here's my quote for her story. "A story so one sided and awful, it makes me want to take a vodka bath with a 9mm in my mouth," - J.W.

Please, for the love of God, just shoot. me the Pain, the agony is to much to handle.

 

TMW you realise you have nothing to eat for breakfast...!

 

Um, pizza? Ooh, corn chips in a bowl, and pour beer over it! My emergency rations are peanut butter mixed with honey and chocolate chips, any time of day or night.

 

I don't generally have snack food in my house. Gonna make some pancakes.
Peanut butter, honey and chocolate chips? Hmm... Must buy chocolate chips.

 

Aside from being mana of heaven, honey and chocolate ramp you up, then peanut butter protein kicks in before a sugar crash. Straight from the college crammer's survival guide.

 

I can't have pancakes, cos my milk has gone off! Good to know that nutritional nugget, as my blood sugar can drop suddenly, and then I can feel weak, or get bitchy. Fun stuff.

 

Biltong FTW, still have a few sticks left and am on track to get some sirloin to try it properly.

 

TMW you wake up too late to do your early-morning writing.

<pouts and mumbles to self>

 

TMW you read an awkward scene to be the starting point to a polyamorous relationship,
and you still find it weird and uncomfortable. Must just be me and still wrapping my head
around the whole concept, having grown up in a traditional household. IDK.