Random Thought Thread

Ooooh, I remember that. Glad she got the hell away from WhinyAss McBaby.

 

Link!! Thanks so much for thinking of me. I'm doing great! Like matwoolf said, got a baby coming in November and helping my boyfriend start a business. Been crazy busy, but things are going very well right now! Minus having an awful cold...

Lizard? Starbucks? Are you thinking of the right guy? lol And how the hell is your memory so good!

 

No silly, all the best to you & yours .

 

Cancer sucks and all that, but I have to admit, it's kind of fun to be able to blow things off using it as an excuse. Gym membership? Oh, cancer. Clean the gutters? Cancer, man. Dinner? Cancer.

Maybe I feel a smidge guilty about exploiting it, but ... cancer, though.

 

It is a drop of lemonade in a whole shitload of lemons, so I say go for it!

 

I absolutely love the moon-hoaxer theory that entails
the fact that the moon is an electrified potato in the
sky.

 

, Always new there was something fishy about the moon.

 

Well if we follow their insane logic, that would make Mars a hamburger patty.
We are almost to a full on outside cook out.

 

I love you for knowing this!

 

So is the universe just giant oven then. LOL.

 

This is our Solar System.

 

Hell yeah, So the Sun must be the flame then.

 

I would assume so.

 

Well, let's get charbroiling then. So what is the earth considered, a Kabob.

 

What does the man himself have to say about this? *shouts* @Moon !!!!

 

Anxiety is like diarrhea; it comes unbidden and passes but it sucks when you have it.

#wordsofwisdom

 

So for the past two years, my best friend & I carved and left jack-melons on our friends' doorsteps

This year, I'm not well and so don't think I can drive down for the event

I asked our other best friend (who is typically one of the recipients each year) to participate in the prep & delivery which he enthusiastically agreed to.

. . . but suddenly there's radio silence and one already hinted they wouldn't be the one to buy the watermelons (usually I did that) and the other never responded and I think this might be the year the stupid tradition dies



So Happy Summerween everybody~

(Maybe I'll pick up a small melon after work, carve it, and take it outside the apartment building at dusk in loving memory of my immaturity)

 

@NoGoodNobu
Fear not. I have a friend who loves carving pumpkins at halloween, and he'll love this idea. I'm gonna send him the photos and I'm sure the tradition will live on through him

 

Those look really cool. I wanna make one now!

 

If you tune into your television news broadcast and see angry people in matching t-shirts, you can expect what follows to be whiny horseshit. If there are bullhorns, a steaming pile of said horseshit.

 

This is because everything the government does is wonderful and beyond criticism and nobody has any business protesting anything. Right?

 

but... erh. that is boarding on politics so... here is some puppies.

 

Aaah! Puppies! Look at them big ol' labbypuppyfeet!

 

It's fine guys.

They not only did the deed, they broke on the boys' balcony and left the flaming watermelon there.

Climbed back down and Facebook chatted they might have a fire hazard on the second story balustrade.

Not only did they actually continue the tradition of summerween, they one upped it by throwing in my bad habit of elaborately breaking into my friend's homes while they're all there without anyone noticing.

I couldn't ask for better adult best friends.

Edit:

 

If you tune into your television news broadcast and see angry people in matching t-shirts, you can expect what follows to be whiny horseshit. If there are bullhorns, a steaming pile of said horseshit.

Well, no. The example I had in mind had nothing to do woth protesting 'the government', but don't think I don't appreciate the insult.