Confessions

I aim to please!

 

It's that constant ringing in your ears. ..

 

Poem! My iPad sits at 13% the sun rose at 4:30 here in Belfast Maine? Walked a quarter of a mile to a field where deer sometimes venture out. Deer are my favorite animal. *bows graciously to Poem & Jake* Thanks for passing on the word Jake, where I'm at is the most beautiful country I've ever seen. It puts suburbia to shame... hello belton Missouri how I loathe you!

I do miss being able to charge my electronics and having a reliable cell phone network but besides that this place is a slice of heaven.

Hide your necks I'll be back next week. Or better yet. Don't hide your necks. I'll leave them out to dry I promise.
*licks her fangs*

 

I saw your avatar. I say this, a rose for a rose.@}----

 

8% battery I love everyone here your all lovely human beings with lovely necks. I'd love to share a drink with you all sometime.

Confession: "When" I finish my book called blood, lust, and disgust. Nono horrible book title. When I finish my book and it hits New York Times besteseller list 36 weeks in a row. Or I win the lottery. Whichever comes first ime going to buy everyone on the forum a ticket to my vampire's disco ball. Don't worry drinks are on me. *winks*

6% c'mon sun! Rise more so I can charge my electronics! Never thought you'd Here a vampire ask for the sun to rise? Now you have. Argh... I feel like my own unlife' blood is draining as I watch the battery's life drain.

 

I confess that I have a crippling addiction to caffeine. I may as well just get an IV drip of coffee and bring it with me everywhere.

 

I am intrigued by this, how does Caffeine cripple you? It makes me hyper.

 

I'm at a point in my life where, if I don't have at least 2 cups of coffee in the morning, I'm a walking zombie incapable of completing even the simplest tasks. My definition of crippling is more that I need it, otherwise I'm useless!

 

Gotcha...

 

The new word of the day is abibliophobia. I think this one may be fitting for some of us here.

 

Sounds like a first world whining topic. . At least we here will never have this problem.

 

In order to cope with her abibliophobia, she got a job at the local library.

 

Confession: While I love literature, poetry, and writing in general, I’ve never had anything even moderately comparable to abibliophobia. In fact, nowadays, I never read anything unless you put it in front of me. It’s been almost a year since I’ve read and finished a new book.

 

Double points! Good solution.

 

Yep same. I should read my favorite book more but I just don't like to read much. Anyway double points.

 

Audiobooks are all the rage I hear my friends. I like to listen while I do more strenuous exercises.

 

Audio books that have the added background noise and music are fucking awesome!
Sadly they are in short supply, and one must slog along with whatever narrator they
could dig up.

Though some make up for the lack of added features by doing character voices, which is
kinda awesome.

 

I live on short horror storytelling podcasts like the NoSleep Podcast and the Simply Scary Podcast. Great to listen to when you're all alone on a stormy night with a window open that you swear you closed earlier...

ETA: If you ever see an audiobook narrated by Jessica McEvoy or Peter Lewis, listen to it. They're phenomenal voice actors!

 

Hmm. Strenuous exercises? Ok.

 

I confess to not having television, a dishwasher, dryer, freezer, or pressure for my hot water.

 

I also hate bacon, beef burgers and beef steak.

 

Do you live in a treehouse?

 

How did you know that was my dream house?

 

Treehouses don't have those things ether. I just fit the parts together.

 

In all seriousness, I would live in a treehouse with wifi if I could.