What Are You Doing?

I just woke up. Hello. I love you. Back. To. Sleep.

 

Gonna get started on the chocolate cake I'd promised myself yesterday. Looks like I'll have to do it without the buttercream, as that means extra ingredients that I don't have.

 

I need to pee. So badly. But I also want to sleep again. What do I do.

 

Well, in my experience, you either won't get back to sleep until you go, or if you do, it'll be for x amount of minutes before your bladder wakes you up again.

 

LOL

 

Uh oh

 

what time is it now in where you are??

 

Ay makes sense

 

Poor bed. Poor previously white sheets. Back to sleep anyways...

Edit: please know this is a joke.

 

Graphics work, some funny videos, then bed.

 

It’s 9:08 AM where I am.

 

If you've gone vampire or serial killer I can help you get the blood out of the sheets. I'll send over Portia our french maid, she's very discreet and will take care of body disposal.

 

Haha, I’d like to get back into character, but i don’t think it’ll work. Yeah sure send her over I’m gonna need help getting rid of this Vidcon loving teen in Dan and Phil merch

 

@PoemNerd212

 

are you in the state or Australia?

 

Consider these Dan and Phil villagers taken care of... If they harmed a hair on your head there will be no such thing as a "safe" word. Though I may let them believe the words are "Please drink my blood." *smirks* If you have any requests I am at your service my dear. *tips her hat @PoemNerd212*

 

I adore George Michael, he had a voice that gave the butterflies in my stomachs butterflies. Even though I was a lesbian at the time he made me question my orientation in the 80s. Tears were cried. I only wish I could've seen him in concert.

 

California!

 

very nice

 

Home of the Chili Peppers! And just to the left of my beloved in Snowflake!

 

Just finished the second chapter for this book. Going to relax for a bit and then start setting the goals and outline for the third chapter.

 

Used to live in San Diego, I still call any weather without humidity California weather.

 

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I'm listening to Lost fixing up a table and it's sort of sexy hearing him grunting and breathing hard. Trying hard not to distract him from his work, though. It is sort of for me he's fixing up the table, anyway!

Also reading e-mail from a dear, old friend of mine I haven't had contacts with for... five years? Something like that.

 

Military surplus fem urinal. Just sayin.
Reminds me of a useless fact about Amer natives. Posting now