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  1. Iain Aschendale

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    Hey mat you lost weight!
     
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    Can I join to? Body temperature baths are my specialty, blood baths feel like you described & the taste... to die for. What a triangle we'd make. A ballerina went for a swim once. We should do all of the above and then some. Ride off into the shadow of the sun. @PoemNerd212 @flawed personality
     
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    Sorta off the topic, but body temperature and bath reminded me of my son as a baby. He got fevers a few times, once even 105.1, way up there. Scared the shite outta me. Anyway, didn't have the heart to put him in cold water, so I put him in the tub with the water at 88. Took his temperature down to normal in 20 minutes, after we'd tried everything else, including doctors. I'll never forget that. Anyway, the bath thing is definitely theraputic. Do you get margaritas, too?
     
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    Where I come from we call this a: "Hardly Davidson"
     
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    I had a Kawasaki KZ500 (moped on steroids) for a few years when I thought I was the kind of person who could ride a motorcycle.
     
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    I had an AR50 then and AR125 before trading up to a Harley Sportster 750... a few years later a transit van used my body to demonstrate Newton's laws of momentum and after I got out of the casts I decided cars were the way forward
     
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    Model K - it was a classic (not strictly speaking a sportster since that designation came later)
     
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    The first motorcycle I ever had would have killed a professional, I am surprised I am still alive. It was a jetted, bored, and blueprinted FZ600 Yamaha. I outgrew the rockets quickly though. Since then I have owned a number of vintage Shovelheads and Softails.
     
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    I was born for combination with a beast of such ilk. Ya. [After my time in the Special Parcel Forces]

    ..Although in our UK this kind of motorised bell-enhancement generally spells 'Banker' or 'Asset Management Shitface' rather than y'know your Pale Riser or Chief Apache Flakesnow, Hiawatha of my primal fantasies.
     
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    Thats a beautiful piece of craftsmanship.
     
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    Any recommendations for a type of motorcycle if you don’t mind me asking?
     
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    I'd love to see you tearing up the freeway on a Harley. :D
     
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    What in the exact crystal meth is this abortion?
     
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    It is the Dodge Tomahawk. A V-10 Dodge Viper engine between your thighs. :p
     
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    I think it's the scariest motorcycle ever. :eek:
     
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    Pardon me. I should have said; "What in the actual certain death, is this abortion."
     
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    YEESSS! Now we're talkin'. :superidea:
     
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