Dystopia - A Hell where every aspect of your life is under the control of government/Big Brother in the name of Security and harmony. Utopia - See Dystopia but with a shiny coat of paint Wasteland - Paradise.
Careful examination of other members' posts in this thread reveals that we're kind of expecting puns. For instance, "Thousand = how Moses would address a dune." Or even, if you're desperate, "Explorer = somebody who used to plore." But only if you're desperate. Or, "Saturn: A vessel in which to keep the ashes of your scholastic aptitude test."
The alternate meaning also has be directly linked back to the word itself. For instance, my entry "target" works because it's composed of the words "tar" and "get", and minstrel's entry "concrete" works because "con-" is a common English prefix and "Crete" is a proper noun. The alternate meanings we devised for these words reflect the meanings of these constituent parts.
Wanton - Lecherous Chinese chefs. Sacred - Santa’s bag. Capable - The act of dressing cattle as superheroes. Fungible - Thinking everything is made of money whilst tripping your tits off on shrooms. Cuirass - Tight fitting garment renowned for relieving chronic constipation. Password - Father’s blade. Concatenation - Land of feline miscreants. Mankind - Womanly. Womankind - Manly. Human - Confused. Destabilize - Shifty looking bullock. Paradigm - Ghostly money.
ESPN - A T.V. channel that focuses on psychic athletes. Cellphone - A type of phone that is put in the cubicles of Call Center employees. To - A word that was derived from the combination of "Towards" and "Object". Initially "Towobject" (Pronounced as Two - Wah - bject), it was then shortened by 15th century shitposters, who hated their parents, as a form of rebellion.
Modular - A moderator you lard over. Psychic - A Scyther's side kick. Sheriff - Share if you want to Dont' Share if you want to.... Fallout - When the door flies open as you drive to fast.
