Spiders are friends. Number of people killed by spiders (in a year?) is probably some hundreds. People killed by mosquitoes, some millions. Mosquitoes killed by spiders, some hundreds of millions. I'm gettin me some bigger spiders, cause these bomber-sized, west nile motherfuckers flyin around here have got me way outnumbered!
<floats over to a US battleship> <gives coordinates to Cave Troll’s House> “There’s a spider. Deal with it.” <swims away>
That moment you find out that your slice of lemon cheesecake has a sexuality, and that sexuality is lesbian, and you have to respect its right not to be eaten by a man.
Now that's kinda disappointing... TMW you follow a colleague's invitation for coffee but he has to go clean the machine so you suddenly find yourself alone with the faculty director and a whole lot of awkward silence.
I expected to have coffee with my coworkers and a nice chat but I wasn't prepared for my superior's superior to be there, much less to make smalltalk with him. Also, I'm socially awkward in general.
#FirstWorldProblems My iPad pen ran out of batteries while I was drawing, so now I have to wait for it to recharge so I can resume. OH THE HUMANITY!! D: #FirstWorldProblems
Tmw you arrive at the airport and you notice you forgot to take with you this and that. It's freezing cold in the smokers lounge.
A friend of mine stopped off at a convenience store to make photocopies of his passport. Left his passport in the copy machine, got to the airport, couldn't check in, no time left to get back to the store, non-refundable ticket, out $1500 buck and two weeks' vacation time. Well, he still got the vacation, just spent it at the local bar telling everyone what an idiot he'd been. Freezing cold sounds nice, it's 2 am and 27 degrees here.
O Oh dear Iain, I love burning hot weather. 27 at night time is the perfect weather for nocturnal beings such as I. I didn't forget anything of such importance but I don't have music with me and I am bored.
TMW You decide to put a Christmas decoration of personal significance onto your webcams neck, even though it now obscures your view of your screen! ETA: I found a good compromise. I can hook it onto the catch that keeps the lid closed.
Could The Music Thread be of any use here? https://www.writingforums.org/threads/the-music-thread.17965/
Because he was naked, I mean when she asks you back for coffee you don't expect actual coffee...or the faculty director.