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  1. ThunderAngel

    ThunderAngel Contributor Contributor

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    Preparing for a line of strong thunderstorms to come through...

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    Fearing that my novelette, initially meant to be a short story, might now be threatening to become a novella (and what's a girl to do but bow). At least it would half-excuse the time this is all taking me.
     
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  3. honey hatter

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    Hovering above Jake's sweet tender lovely lovely lovely neck. His skin tastes sweet, his blood will taste sweeter still. Wake the fuck up! BITE! BITE! BITE! BITE! BITE! BITE! BITE! BITE! BITE! BITE! BITE! BITE!! BITE! BITE!! BITE! BITE!! BITE! BITE!! BITE! BITE!! BITE! BITE!! BITE! BITE!
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    Drinking sparkling water and working on the "trouble chapter" of my WIP. It's the chapter that leads to a lot of turning points of the story and shows the MC's deepest fears, so it's an absolute bitch to write. Hopefully, by the time it's done my difficulty in writing it won't be apparent to the reader!
     
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    Pondering the infinite expanses of the universe and the meaning of existence!! Nah just kidding, I'm going to work. Which in its own way is a sort of hell
     
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    What I learned by 8:00 am:

    It is NOT funny to record your wife snoring in the middle of the night.

    It is less funny, apparently, to use said recording as an alarm clock for said wife.

    So, what I’m doing now is trying to find a way to feel bad for what I’ve done because, according to some people, I should.
     
    Spencer1990, Jul 21, 2018
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  7. honey hatter

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    There's light at the end of the tunnel. *Raises a glass* cheers.
     
    honey hatter, Jul 21, 2018
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  8. Zerotonin

    Zerotonin Serotonin machine broke

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    Watching as the clock ticks by painfully slow until my 12:30 appointment.
     
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    :superlaugh: Well how’d you think that was going to go? Sounds like something my own dad would have done once upon a time...
     
    PoemNerd212, Jul 21, 2018
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    Waiting for my washing machine to shut up, so I can enjoy some music on YT. :rolleyes:
     
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    Interesting question. In retrospect, I’m not sure what I thought would happen. At the time I thought it would go something like this:

    I place my phone by her head with the volume on full blast and press play. The thing blares the deafening sound of her own throttled breathing. She wakes up, sees me laughing, and says, “you’re so funny, and I love that about you. Let’s just have sex all day, then you can drain our savings account purchasing books and gadgets from Amazon.”

    And, I’m over there, already naked, furiously adding items to my shopping cart because why can’t those things be done at the same time?
     
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  12. honey hatter

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    Trying to pick a hotel near me that aren't drug havens. All three near here are swept routinely by the police.
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    honey hatter, Jul 21, 2018
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    Um...No. She's probably hurt that the guy who is supposed to be her "love honor and cherish" , "us against the world" partner in crime used her as the butt of a potentially humiliating joke.
     
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    It’s not that serious. We have a relationship that allows for joking and poking fun at one another. I couldn’t be with a person who took herself so seriously.

    She was only crabby because she was tired.

    And in fact we have already laughed about it.

    And, obviously, my second post about it was satire. I didn’t think I’d need to clarify that.
     
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  15. flawed personality

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    "The room smelled like blood." Sounds ideal for you! :supercheeky::superlaugh:
     
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    Woah, that is not what I was saying at all. I'm not saying you can't joke with your partner. It has nothing at all to do with taking oneself seriously.

    I'm saying, it's like the difference between Marx Brothers humor and Three Stooges humor.

    And I got the satire in your post...but again, Marx Brothers and Three Stooges.
     
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    :superlaugh:Might be more to her liking me thinks. :superlaugh:
     
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    Excellent, now set it as your ring tone, chicks love those ongoing jokes...
     
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    I'm more concerned that the person knows what blood smells like than I am the actual smell of the room!
     
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    Yeah, I’m done for the day. Thanks, guys.
     
    Spencer1990, Jul 21, 2018
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    Very good point. Perhaps a fellow vampire? :superlaugh:
     
    flawed personality, Jul 21, 2018
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    Blood bank worker? (Could still be a vampire.) Axe murderer? Crime scene cleanup person?
     
    Shenanigator, Jul 21, 2018
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    That's what caught my tongue's attention *Licks Jake's sweet sweet blood from her hand like a cat cleaning its paw tentatively*
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    Double points for putting that in a spoiler. Minus one point for making me look, plus double points for putting it in a spoiler = +3 points.

    Sp***rs!
     
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    Cooling off after I got paid a visit by the Picture Gestapo on Fet, and pulled down
    a couple pics I shared for fun. Damn you Picture Gestapo!!!!
     
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