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Kinda interested in knowing the story behind this now lol.

 

You have not LIVED until you blow shit up with an AK!

 

It's on my bucket list

"We have this huge wooden cable drum. What are we gonna do with it?"

-"I wonder if we can roll someone around on that." (we could)

-"It's twice the size of our brazier, we should... nah, it'll be fine." (it wasn't)

-"Let's set in on fire and roll it downhill!" (skipped that one)

 

Surprised all of this didn't start with, "Hold my beer."

 

Actually, it started with "hold my whiskey".

 

That's mean. My belly is much less hairy than that

 

To be fair, hairy bellies are HAWT.

 

If I were wired differently, I'd give you some eye candy, but it would be just a tease the way I am.

 

Unfortunately, a hairy belly is no suitable bait for the ponds I'm fishing in

 

I too am a pyro. Long, long ago in a relationship from ages past, my ex and I would rent a log cabin in the Blue Ridge Mountains every year between Thanksgiving and Christmas. It had a HUGE flagstone fireplace. The first year I went through an entire cord of wood and we had to pay to get extra. The subsequent years we asked that they provide two cords and we happily paid the additional charge.

You need to read my Podrick fanfiction, man. It's a series of stories called The Tales of Podrick the Round and Timmor the Red. I think you might like it.

 

I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Hairy belly, that is.

Maybe you're fishing in the wrong pond

I don't know who Podrick is, but I'll check it out. Though, right now I don't need it; my new guy is—how did you once describe it?—ah yes, here:

That describes him perfectly

 

There's this thing we call anwampen. Basically, the guys (and gals, should they feel like it) get their shirts off, stick their bellies out and play bumper cars with 'em. A sport for you?

Worth it. Nothing so romantic as things burning.

 

Welp, I can try and fish in your pond but that'll leave me pretty hungry for sure.
But maybe I've got this fishing metaphor turned around - a hairy belly wouldn't make me an attractive fish in the ponds I'm swimming in - uhm, what?

 

I think the problem is that you're trying too hard to be a fish.

 

OMG.

brb

 

I saw a Domina's catch yesterday. Seems it was a party since 10 hooks got him.
Poor little sucker never stood a chance.

 

@Cave Troll
What did you search for to find that picture? (Asking for a friend).

 

3 weeks. No lie. True story.

 

I'm not having an otter tell me I can't be a fish.

 

That, madame, is a very fair point.