TMW you come home from a long day and hit the bed....with your barefoot and start screaming profanities in different languages...
TMW there are next to no alerts in the morning, but this forum keeps updating all day and you realize that you're actually in the same time zone, or thereabouts (plus/minus five hours) as most of your friends on the site. This feels weird....
TMW when watching hurricane on tv looks like a movie set. I just don't get the inflict. Should I feel devastated or bad? Not sure.
Oh, I know all about it... as a card carrying member of the Single by choice for Life (SC4L) Also,,, TMW when you write an assassination scene, and you see yourself writing the Guarding Legionaries shouting "Assault, Assault," as they fire arrows as one quickly approaches the assailant and he pays a fine of 1040, for assassinating the Empress. And just receives frowns from eveyrone else tell he pays off her husband, who is now his new friend, competely forgetting that he had a wife, or... rather due to the A.I. thinks she is still alive.... lol. I love Elder Scrolls. Eta: Volunteerly Single For Life (VS4L). Has a better ring
TMW you dump an entire quart of sun tea made from Tazo cinnamon spice tea because it tastes exactly like Throat Coat. God that was nasty (ETA: has a lot of licorice / anise and is sweet like Throat Coat)...I'm cracking open a bottle of Coke to kill it.
TMW you are not sure how you feel about MJ's audio book career. It is kinda weird TBH, but interesting.
TMW you have so many things in your head that you want to write about, but you can't seem to write it out!
Pick three. Write one word for each, then go back add one more, two more, then as many as needed when one takes off. Surprisingly, the mind can't stand to be limited to partial thought, so it doesn't take long. I need to introduce you to slash diagramming, it's kinda fun. They really should teach it in school.
TMW you somehow get WF's server to ip ban you. Can still access the forum on my phone's cell network since it's a different ip, but my computers have been locked out for 2 days now...
WF's primary tech mod has banned him(?)self? I'm sorry, but milk I wasn't even drinking just shot out of my nose...
T Rainbow MW when you've got a scathingly sharp gay quip to drop, but the venue is super str8, so never mind....
Hide my ass proxy server is your friend (which is why IP bans are ineffective against most species of troll)
TMW you wish it was Saturday so you can kick back in your underwear, eat cheese cubes and binge on YouTube videos. Alas I must continue being a productive member of society for the next twenty-four hours.