Tavern's Member Picture Gallery.

Hope this summer.

 

I swear she is only 2!

 

2 years old an already making business calls, like a boss.

 

Eeek! Cute meets Tech!

 

Yep, and making videos and taking her own photo!

 

Please @Jud remember you are a cantankerous 55 yr old man. Do not mess with minds with your darkness kissy pics under duvet fantasy arrangements. Stay on message.

 

55? Cantankerous??? How very dare you? I’m not 55.

 

European Robin-Erithacus Rubecula

 

Mute Swan Cygnet-Cygnus Olor

 

Male Mallard-Anas Platyrhynchos

 

A) that's a gorgeous picture of a beautiful bird.
B) I had my glasses off and was wiping a smudge from them when I clicked the link and it looked like a dismembered and flayed limb at first.

 

These rather odd looking birds seem to be Indian Runner Ducks, which are apparently a type of Mallard (Anas Platyrhynchos).

 

Those aren't ducks. They're actually a species of grass that has evolved to look like ducks to avoid lawn mowers. They do, however, attract shotgun pellets. A subspecies of lead miners is known to lurk around these grasses as a result.

 

Platy-anus plombus?

 

It's a bugger getting old. I might need me a new set of eyes in the not too distant future. New glasses aren't really cutting it and i keep losing the damn things.

 

The first book I ever read to explicitly reference transhumanism was a piece of excrement called The Transhumanist Wager. It has totally soured me on the whole concept, you'll never see me getting replacement anything.

 

Very true.

I have a pair of reading glasses which I very reluctantly reach for from time to time, and one of those jeweller's eye-piece things which I probably use more than my specs, just cos it's cooler.

 

Great Tit-Parus Major (holding onto a perspex window feeder)

 

Aaaagh! Curly cuttness AND teddy bears, nooooo... ahlbhlglhh *melts*

 

The carpark at the restaurant that sells the extortionately priced alcohol.