wonky dictionary

Supervisor = A real large visor on a cap.

 

Masturbator = misspelling of a word defining a guy who's really good at putting a worm on a hook.

 

Seige engine = old car motors launched from a trebuchet to demolish walls.

 

Abuser = A person who uses his abdominal muscles excessively during workouts.

 

Oyster - A person prone to yiddishisms.

 

Mustafa: a person who hires cattle

 

Biology: The art of saying goodbye.

 

oh, okay, I'll buy that... for a dollar.


Here's a duckle doeber:

Demonstration: The process of removing monsters.

Demonstration: The process of rendering demons incapable of reproduction.

 

What's wrong with it? It's a proper noun, I know, but other than that I quite like it.

 

violent: when you give up playing the violin

 

religiously!

 

Shakespeare - An old Arab's weapon

Hippocampus - A university for large mammals

 

I say thee, Yay!

 

Artist - Someone who discriminates against those who create art, all the while believing them all to think/act/talk the same way.

Hangry - When you develop an appetite for hang gliders/ropes/etc.

Strawman - A superhero whose power is to create straws of any size.

PC - An acronym that stands for "Pre-Medieval Crossbows."

writingforums.org - A nice place that definitely isn't a place for me to look at every little distraction so I don't have to actually work on writing.

 

Hangry? OK.

Hangry - becoming enraged upon site of the letter... oh, nevermind.

 

Cucumber - an embarrassing question.

 

vagrant: when you go on about something, but it's difficult to figure out what you're actually complaining about

 

Bespeak - How bees communicate.

 

Speaking of bees,

Bemuse: A goddess who inspires bees to create art.

 

Shizzle - the sound made as you... oh, forget it.

 

muskox: a SpaceX employee

 

Or perhaps it should be "muskrat"?

 

University: a miniature universe.

 

Speaking of which:

Universe: A song with one stanza.