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  1. Stormsong07

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    Yesterday, one of the inmates wrote me a request form asking for an Easy-Bake Oven and a midget corrections officer.
    I told her there was no way I was gonna sign off on that, but I'd give it to my Sgt just for his reaction, lol.
     
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    @minstrel -- Is this your hubby? I think he’s looking for you.
     
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    To chew on your nuts for not coming home? o_O
     
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    ahem - minstrel is gay, - that's clearly his husband
     
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    I see no mention of the word 'wife'
     
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    Minstrel’s hubby is buffed as fuck!
     
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    I require empirical evidence of the claim. I have never observed a buffed squirrel.
     
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    "Buff?" If that squirrel is male, he's clearly the rodent version of Bob from Fight Club, those are bitch tits.

     
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    That's Dolores. Sleeps with everyone, but she has a heart of gold. I thought she'd moved to Alabama, but that's clearly Illinois. I suppose I'll find out soon enough; she sends everyone nice Christmas cards. Most guys send her a couple of walnuts for the holidays to remind her of them. Being gay, I'll just send my usual contribution to the fund she set up for her kids. Who knows? Maybe one of them will become a noted astrophysicist.
     
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    :superlaugh:Laughing so hard, my lungs popped out like a frog!! :superlaugh::superlaugh::superlaugh::superlaugh::superlaugh:
    I'm shidding myself !! Tears... I've got tears...
     
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    IT'S THE WAAAAAAA-ERE-SQUERRREL REPENT!! REPENT!! LEST YE TOO SUFFER THE WRATH!!

    You guys are awesome! :-D
     
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    It looks like a gamma-irradiated squirrel, lol!
     
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    The Hulk! The Bigg Squirrel! The Bigg Hurl!! o_O
     
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    :rofl: Oh yes, if I saw a squirrel like that, I might do some serious hurling from fright... :blech:
     
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    This is clearly the result of GMO nuts. :D
     
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    So I have a nut inhaler and a nut crusher. Good to know. :p
     
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    Shouldn't that be nut cracker? :p
     
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