That Moment...

BRI Sabot Slugs....

 

Sea Kale. I had some fresh off the beach a few months ago (ready salted too!)

 

Wild lambs-quarter and baby spinach are my favourites.

 

"Fcuk procedure!"

 

Spinach and kale are lettuce? My life is a lie.

 

Lettuce is just fancy water, spinach is where it's at!!

 

Agreed. Spinach for life!

 

TMW you find the funniest thing in meme land.

Spoiler: Spirk Rules

 

TMW you think 'I'll just read my book whilst I wait for the bus', and then you realise you can't cos it's raining!

 

TMW you find a pic of a set of mugs, and wonder about how
they were cooked up.

 

TMW you see a handmade pumpkin on deviantart and begin to wonder if you could make one too.

 

Iceberg lettuce: For when ice is too cold but you positively must chew your water.

 

TMW you get a one page email from your boss asking you to expand three contractions in your biannual report.

Very efficient time management, that.

 

TMW it was 90 degrees yesterday (32 for you C people) then this morning it was 43 (6 C) and you sent your kid to school in shorts with a jacket bc by the time you realized how cold it was, it was too late to go back home and put on pants....
I feel like a bad parent.

 

TMW you examine your wardrobe and realize it's time to lay off for a while.

I have....a lot of clothes. And shoes.

A lot.

 

By Enlil's aching blueballs, I believe that robot just twerked at me...

 

That Moment When:
You're reading Dante and get to the point where Virgil begins to question if any other souls have gotten down to the depths he and Dante are in, and you're thinking, "You mean to tell me that at no point did this factor in before you got there?"

 

I should read this, relates to my WIP.

 

That moment you have a dream of what appears to be a low tech society, but upon closer inspection you find that they have a trans-dimensional portal under their main building, which they use as a restroom. But in the main room, there is a video imagery screen that gives you a snap shot of each dimensions they discovered... a majority of them being either 1984 dystopic with an image of an angry looking man staring at you or some sort of metal material. Oh, also there is a creature that lives in the portal and can solidify it to prevent people from falling in. And it likes to steal and eat metal objects. Like my razor, I threw a shoe at it, and now it's lost to the void..

 

Fantasy eco-punk: A sorcerer, angry at how quickly his order's pit-toilet fills up, casts a spell sending everyone's shit to "nowhere." Unbeknownst him, he was sitting on top of a particularly powerful yet somehow undiscovered Ley line when he cast the spell, and henceforth all living creatures' poop just disappears from that plane of existence. The forests start to die first, and due to a rudimentary to nonexistent understanding of the food web, nobody can understand why. It's up to Faecerik, whose job it was to spread horse manure on the fields, to discover the secret of the collapse and find the spell to help shit go to the world again...

Thank you folks, I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your servers!

 

It actually had more of a sci-fi vibe to it, and also my MC Crew was there exploring the city. They themselves us a Trans-Dimensional-Time-Space craft.

 

Ah, yes. The Great Shit Blight of '18... I remember it well, Horatio.

Amaaaazing and thank you Iain! Now for our next performer...

 

TMW... half your problems and triggered depression are caused by incompetent leadership and the knowledge you can't do a fucking thing about it!!

Between that combined incompetence of my district manager and my stores assistant manager. It's fucking amazing I lasted this long

My Pharmacy manager, is a leader to follow. He told me to jump into the depths of hell with him I would do it, cuz I I knew we'd be coming back.

In an old strategy game I used to play, your lead character, could get a perc call Aura of leadership or something like that. Which boosted the stats of all the units around that leader.

If there's anyone in this world that has that aura it would be my Pharmacy manager. My district and assistant managers have the opposite of aura.

Edit: that moment you realize your laughter might be Mania and a symptom of your depression caused by shity leadership and the awareness you can't do shit about it

 

You could join me singing the Nihilist Anthem.