...and you probably realized later you should have just said IDK in the first place. The Moral: I learned that, in Miss Panama contest, the contestants are not given the answers beforehand. Context: Miss Panama Contest. The jury asks a contestant. Question: Who was Confucius? Answer: "He was a Chinese... Japanese man who invented confusion and... he was one of the most ancient one. Thank you." This video became viral. I'm totally on her side, I rather think she was brave.
Some real answers of real Spanish students (16 years old) during writing tests. Extracted from a real teacher compilation from the 70-80's Topic: Mammals Answer: We should take care of horses because they are mammals The Heart :It's a vital organ as long as we live. Celular Motion: Rotation and Translation. The Sun: Without the sun, there wouldn't be shadow to rest in. Marsupials: They live in dry soil like cammels and bears. Horses: They are useful to ride a horse. Nation: A cluster of people ruled by the Major and the Priest.. Napoleon: His last battle was Watergate. Reproduction: Sexual and asexual. The first one occurs during marriage. Abstract Painting: It's when the painter paints an apple surrounded by things that has nothing to do with it. Minerals: There are two kinds: useful and hopeless. Volunteer Associations: To tell the thruth, they're very uncommunicated. Italian Painter: The Giggolo. Elements of the State: Solids, liquids and gas. Virtue: It should be practiced every now and then. Organized Social Units: The bars. Survival: Those who live more than usual. Artists: Some big artists, like Beethoven or Goya, were blind. Mammals: They use to have eyes in their heads. Aging: The worker who get's old can retire himself, but he can live the years he had left. Base Salary: It's the least money you can pay a man to get to work. Scorpions: They commit suicide for love. Earthquakes: Some have an intensity of six degrees below zero. Amino acid: They're living acids. Flowers: Flowers can be male, female and naked. Rome: Romans made races with two or four horses. Amphibiae: There are some kind of frogs that fancy breathing by his skin. Parts of an Insect: There are two: in-sect. Faith: It's what God give us to understand the priests. Vernacular Languages: Those are only spoken in taverns. Julius Cesar: He was a very republican king.