Never have I ever gotten a speeding ticket. Never have I ever gone to a college party. Never have I ever enjoyed watching football. What have you never done?
Never have I ever pulled my money out of the stock market right before a big dip. Never have I ever understood why people play video games. Never have I ever met a dog that took a liking to me. Never have I ever met a cat I didn't like.
Never have I ever taken any illegal drugs. Never have I ever voluntarily listened to rap. Never have I ever gone skydiving. Never will, either. Never have I ever voluntarily entered a church.
Never have I ever taken recreational drugs (excluding caffeine and alcohol, including tobacco). Never have I ever driven a car myself. Never have I ever been clubbing.
Never have I ever... been arrested. Never have I ever... had an operation. Never have I ever... owned a dog. Never have I ever... been married.
Never have I ever... met the Queen Never have I ever... spoken fluent Italian Never have I ever... voted for Brexit
three things I have done but would like to - Never tasted lobster or clams. Never been further into the states than twenty minutes into Buffalo. Never worn stockings and suspenders.
Never have I ever owned a pet. Never have I ever lied to spare someone’s feeling Never have I ever passed out drunk Never have I ever been arrested or fined for anything (speeding or parking tickets included) Never have I ever lost a drinking game.
Everything I say is a lie: NHI... been so drunk that I don't remember driving home. NHI... been thrown in jail for telling a judge to go fuck himself, in court and on record. (I was in the right) NHI... had my motorcycle, along with my ass, tossed into the middle of a busy intersection by a hit and run driver. NHI... flipped a car over and walked away without a scratch, even though the top of the car was completely flattened. NHI... heard the voice of God.
Never have I taken LSD, (though I'm curious). Never have I been to Gethsemene Abbey in Kentucky . (but Id like to) Never have I acted in a movie (but Id like to do a small part) Never have I played guitar on youtube ( but I will before I die) Never have I written a comedy skit to be performed by professionals, (but I wouldn't mind one day)
Never have I ever... ... Been arrested/brought up on charges/served time. ... Learned to play a musical instrument. ... Pursued higher education. ... Obtained a driver's license for any vehicle. ... Been anywhere outside of Scandinavia and Britain. ... Finished a novel. So that's one positive, at least. Two if we count "never sold a relative into slavery for drug money."
Never have I ever: drank alcohol legally written a book (yet) programmed an intelligent AI held a grudge been not late to my saturday class( in fact it's in 12 minutes, better get going)
NHIE... Gotten a tattoo. Nor a piercing. Been to space... except in my imagination. Wanted to be non-creative. Been a normal person.
Never have I told anyone some of my um well um skeletons in the closet. Don't worry, it wasn't illegal.
NHIE: Learned to fly. Been normal. Tried caviar. Driven a 'sports' car. Made any money on my first book. Been in a submarine. Been to all 50 states. Considered that in fiction that there is only a small subset of cities/countries, in the world and my own country.