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  1. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    But how did they taste?
     
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    Dunno, I went with the bleach pack instead. :)
     
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  3. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    ETA Seriously sounds like Fab OneShots though.
     
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    Mystery solved! Thanks! Everything was of course in plain packaging so we never knew, and we were never told the results. An unmistakable one was what later became cheddar-flavored Pringles. That was fun.
     
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    From the 1rst of January, Starbucks is blocking any pornographic site to be accessed by their wi-fi. YouPorn fights back by officially banning any Starbucks products from their premises. Would make for an interesting Epic Rap Battle. Who Won? Who's next?
     
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    Apparently their terms of use already forbid viewing porn, but it wasn’t actively blocked.
     
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    I'm not sure (and I don't care tbh) if this move is morally justified but... who watches porn in Starbucks? I mean, it's kinda weird, ain't it? I think that mostly the working crew of YouPorn is going to pay the price since they won't be able to drink their favorite coffee if they preferred starbucks.
     
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    This tree is probably too evil, but it exists. :p
     
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    I use this, frog poison, scorpion venom, and psychodelic(?) mushrooms to create a 'haunted zone' for my shaman elder to survive an enemy occupation of his island in WWII. Scary. Patrols die thinking they're on fire. Truth is stranger than fiction. :eek:
     
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    There is no such thing as an evil tree. :p
     
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    Trolls! Trolls exist! They steal your socks, but only the left ones. What's up with that? o_O
     
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    This is strong evidence that trolls only have left feet.
     
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    Dufflepuds.

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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Sock Fairy.png :superidea:
     
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    Some are just more defensive 'anti-social' than others. :p
     
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    No no no, there's a connection between your washing machine and your dishwasher, duh. Socks go into the washing machine, the mechanism spins up, and they transmute and teleport into the dishwasher, where they're reincarnated as mismatched Tupperware lids. It works both ways, so that lidless tupper has become a right sock that you can't find a mate for. There's a whole division of imps at work on this sort of thing and yep, this is going into my book.

    Dibs.
     
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    I was told it was teaspoons, not tupperware lids. :p
     
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    Jack Nicklaus first shot his age at 64. I figure I'll be well into my 130s.
     
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    First shot his age? What does that mean?
     
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    Means he shot a round of 64 (8 under par) when he was 64 years old.
     
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    How to make Storm Trooper soup in a can. :D
     
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    in 2018, things born or made in 1959, turned/will turn 59.
    in 2016, things born or made in 1958 turned 58.
     
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    You haven’t met the tulip poplar in my front yard.
     
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    I guess, in 2020, things born, or made, in 1960, will turn 60!
    (That is, of course, if there even is a 2020).
     
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