Anger relief

Get your anger out here.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Gosh darn mother trucker! You smell like a dirty sack of used underwear! Eat this cookie! EAT IT!

 

WHAT. THE. HELL. DO. I. DO. WITH. MY. LIFE.

 

AAAAAAAAAAAH
...
yeah, that felt good.

 

Im so angry I could eat cornflakes with barbecue sauce instead of milk
Im so angry I could tell Floyd Merewether he's a an overrated chump
Im so angry I could go to bed early

 

Mutherfireligginchigginfriggintruckin!

 

This really made me laugh. Can't help but wonder in what kind of situation you're in. Cookie?

 

I lost my wallet. And my heart just felt the best way to express that rage was to angrily force someone to eat a cookie. I found it this morning though, so everything’s cool. You don’t have to eat the cookie now

 

Meesa already eat coookie.

 

"...Next up on Mad As Hell Radio our next track is dedicated to all
of you out there that drive like sacks of wet assholes, and other people
out there that we all can justify loathing. This ones for you..."

 

All this talk of cookies, I may have to bake some.
In the meantime, here's some I made previously :






To help take the edge off your anger.

 

But in terms of actual anger, I have this to say:
CUNTFACEARSEHOLEBASTARD*!!!

(* I have yet to copyright this phrase, so feel free to share it with others in your life )

 

Would it not be: arseholecuntfacedbastard?

 

No, because a cuntface would be all one word as an individual insult. The whole point is merging different insults together. To me, cunt is the strongest and most satisfying to say, as well as being very crude, hence it being at the front. No point in swearing if you don't get out the frustration when using it.

 

That's a good one. My go-to is similar, but it includes the word "rat". I think to be truly vile it must include some sort of vermin. I think there was something about that in an Audrey Hepburn movie. She called them "rats" and "superrats" or something.
Hence, "That RATBASTARD PRICK!"

Maybe a hybrid of the two for maximum impact? "That ASSFACED RATBASTARD PRICK!!!"

 

Can't beat a classic.

 

I asked her "why the bad mood? House fall on yer sister?"
Doctor said I didn't have a concussion and the cast can come off in a week or so..

 

I think I damaged myself over the course of those 2 threads 'Diversity/Sensitivity Reader.' It must be the Xmas factor, progressively drunker at the screen with the draft at my fingertips, hic 'YOU...YOU DON't KNOW...ANYTHING. Im gonna smash your face delete in delete.'

What a waste of my time, breathe...breathe...and my allegiances switched many times, I'd be terrible in combat. After a day with my redneck brethren I bust, 'y'know I think every one of your shit books should go before a high censor priest, and yes in fact black sheep are a problem for me, FUCK YOU delete del posted nng. Is @Steampunk calling me a moron? Shithead, no, I love you. So tired.

 

auto-like engaged.

 

Hold on did someone say they were angry??

 

I never knew metal could be so infuriating!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck this shit!
Can you tell that I'm severely stressed, and possibly on the verge of a breakdown?

 

Something vexes thee?

 

just hope you dont feel too alone in all this flawed.