Favorite Quotes

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Dont compare yourself to others. Especially to me. Because you will always be disappointed.

 

“Time is the longest distance between two places.” - Tennessee Williams

 

Your momma so fat, her blood type is Ragú.

- The Sopranos

 

I find it strange as a Medical fetishist that I have no value in the BDSM LC.
Though It does give me an excuse to drive by the others in the LC when
SHTF type scenario, since they don't see me as having any value. -CT-

 

Til you get um in the chair...

 

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

 

I never let my schooling interfere with my education.

 

By high-momentum projectiles!

 

"Organized people are just too lazy to look for things."

Source unknown.

 

I had an Uncle who died in the parking lot of a golf course, so I will say the sport is overrated.

 

those last two (as you probably know) were from mark twain.

 

I can well remember leaving the golf course more anxious than when I started, obsessing over my slicing drives, and mickey mouse swing.

 

I was always told the golf one was Churchill.

 

Went to a driving range once. I sliced horribly, and again, and again. I looked at the metal driver, then the head of the guy next to me. I dropped the driver, walked away from the 3/4 full bucket, and never went back.
True story.

 

Get your facts first. Then you can distort them as much as you please. (Twain)

 

That's one tall sail

 

The aim of golf:
"You hit the ball as far as you can. if you find it on the same day, you win."

 

If you stand still, you fall backwards.
- Jordan Peterson

 

Just because Im obese doesnt mean Im a good writer.