Random Thought Thread

When I first read this, I suspected it might have been that a teen licked a metal doorbell on a dare and got his tongue frozen to it in the dead of winter someplace. Unfortunately, this one is a lot more creepy. Actually, I'll go with an olive short of a pizza crazy, otherwise known as batshit nuts!

I wonder what he was on? I definitely don't want any!

 

You know you're getting old you've gotten old when the cashier at Walmart says, "Ooo, your hands are cold".

 

Stolen from someone on Facebook:

 

https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/1077790/mount-st-helens-volcano-warning-spt?fbclid=IwAR0eEDbICmssoTXTK76o84MeA6vzkogiJ2839aG96LjD4Oh0sbBwgnHmiWs

Um, anyone in Washington State confirm this? :O Mt. St. Helens is stirring to life...apparently??

 

If you Google with "latest hour" you can keep yourself informed.

And...

https://earthquake.usgs.gov

And...

http://ucweather.org/volcanorpt.php

 

Hang on. Gotta find some sand to hide my head in.

 

When I was a child, T. Rex walked upright, the pyramids took 10,000 years to build, and there was a 300 foot gash in the side of the Titanic that led to its sinking.

Dunno why my brain spit those out in rapid succession as I was doing the dishes.

 

Me, to myself: "Start a blog or twitter, detailing your writing progress."

Me, to me who's talking to myself: "As if I write enough to have anyone become interested in that."

 

It occurred to me that we've been hearing 'soccer is the sport of the future' and ' Linux is the future of the desktop' for about the same length of time, though from entirely different people. Both wrong so far and likely will remain so.

 

One more:

 

I use bucket and paint. And sometimes explosives.

You should see my colouring book. And car. And house. And wife.

 

I'm not even bothering to change my hearing aid battery. The silence is too golden.

 

That is a good start.

If you have many interesting characters when you talk with yourself in your own company with you, you and you, then you will get a lot of interested readers.

A little bit - a truckload or a bit more - comedy and suspense included and your future blog or vlog will be a huge success.

Nobody is interested about anyones writing progress. But good story about writing... Yeah!

"I'm talking with myself about my writing and this bloody me is interrupting and disturbing all the time!" That might be interesting.

 

Maybe he's talking about Marc Bolan.

 

That's what they want you to believe. All that CG and model work in the Jurassic Park movies was cover, there's a dinosaur ranch in Texas that rents them out by the week.

 

At the doctor with my father,

Doctor: "Okay Mr Moons dad, as you know, you have testicular cancer."

Dad: "Damn right," *grabs balls* "I've got it by the balls! Tumors don't know who their fucking with!"

 

Fuck cancer.

No... Slay it.

Get 'em, Mr. Moon's dad.

 

Mr. Moon's dad is gonna teach cancer why it fucked with the wrong guy.