I dunno which world I live in. Half the time everything's Jetsons HiTek, the rest of the time you're shitting in a trench and there's no toilet paper because reasons.
I write the bits of writing which fill up the speech bubbles in comics. Except there are no pictures. Or speech bubbles.
Spring Break begins with bikini clad women brawling in the streets of Miami. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6822477/Shocking-video-shows-group-bikini-clad-women-having-HUGE-fight-Miami-Spring-Break.html#i-e1e74e5a59972fe9
Possibly NSFW, so I'll put it into a spoiler. Spoiler The purpose of pre ejaculation is to ensure that any residual acidity has been removed from the urethra, enabling safe passage for the sperm. It is viscous, clear and salty. It is also possible for pre ejaculatory fluid to contain sperm. The human body is pretty impressive, I have to say.
This old news tells that in 2012 there was a chili eating contest and some Finn wanted to try how Naga Morich feels in anus. Ear witnesses told that it became noisy and alarming. https://www.voice.fi/hullu-maailma/a-45281
Both these videos are interesting Under useless fact is that I may or may not be addicted to orange vanilla Coca Cola now.
In 2014 a missing woman on vacation in Iceland was found when it was discovered that she was in the search party looking for herself.
Oh, my. But how many other girls went by, Jess, J-Bitch or J-Slut? (This is more sad than funny, I hope they found her, I don't recall this case and it happened in my neck of the woods).
He probably knows that. The Onion is purposely, upfront fake news. It's comedy. The joke here is that people like that are practically clones and all the "distinguishing" characteristics of a girl like that render her indistinguishable from thousands and thousands of other basic b's. Check out The Onion. You'll like it. It's funny.
Almost the identical process that occurs within the male reproductive organs/organ - often salty - or pineapple with your classic beefcake moron. Yes, even facebookers have been known to ejaculate. I believe it was Finnish scientists made this breakthrough whilst resolving world hunger issues.
...alone. No, no, no... It was a female Finnish nerd who resolved scientists ejaculation problem (by putting her photograph to Turpatapetti aka Facebook).
Who would like to make a reasonable investment? I'm now selling futures in ejaculation powered public transit. Good for the rider, good for the environment. Bad for the Janitor, he's not important.