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    Possibly NSFW, so I'll put it into a spoiler.

    The purpose of pre ejaculation is to ensure that any residual acidity has been removed from the urethra, enabling safe passage for the sperm. It is viscous, clear and salty. It is also possible for pre ejaculatory fluid to contain sperm.

    The human body is pretty impressive, I have to say.
     
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    So, what's on your mind today? ;)
     
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    This old news tells that in 2012 there was a chili eating contest and some Finn wanted to try how Naga Morich feels in anus.

    Ear witnesses told that it became noisy and alarming.

    https://www.voice.fi/hullu-maailma/a-45281
     
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    Well he had a flaming ass. :evilsmile:
     
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    Now those are some hard facts I can get on top of.
     
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    Both these videos are interesting

    Under useless fact is that I may or may not be addicted to orange vanilla Coca Cola now.
     
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    In 2014 a missing woman on vacation in Iceland was found when it was discovered that she was in the search party looking for herself.
     
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    :superlaugh::superlaugh::superlaugh:
     
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    Spiders get super drunk when they consume caffeine
     
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    I remember that. Reminds me of this:

     
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    Ooh we don't have that here yet. We do, however, have peach and raspberry. The raspberry is good.
     
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    Oh, my. But how many other girls went by, Jess, J-Bitch or J-Slut?

    (This is more sad than funny, I hope they found her, I don't recall this case and it happened in my neck of the woods).
     
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    Um, that video is from the Onion. It's entirely fake. No-one is missing.
     
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    Talk to @Iain Aschendale about it, he posted it.
     
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    He probably knows that. The Onion is purposely, upfront fake news. It's comedy. The joke here is that people like that are practically clones and all the "distinguishing" characteristics of a girl like that render her indistinguishable from thousands and thousands of other basic b's. Check out The Onion. You'll like it. It's funny.
     
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    Well it explains why I never heard of it since it was in my area.
     
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    Almost the identical process that occurs within the male reproductive organs/organ - often salty - or pineapple with your classic beefcake moron. Yes, even facebookers have been known to ejaculate. I believe it was Finnish scientists made this breakthrough whilst resolving world hunger issues.
     
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    Brain waves can be used to power an electric train.
     
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    ...alone.

    No, no, no...

    It was a female Finnish nerd who resolved scientists ejaculation problem (by putting her photograph to Turpatapetti aka Facebook).
     
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    Coca-Cola can be used to remove rust.

    (so what's it doing to my stomach?)
     
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    Who would like to make a reasonable investment? I'm now selling futures in ejaculation powered public transit. Good for the rider, good for the environment. Bad for the Janitor, he's not important.
     
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