That Moment...

Ooh, nice avatar!

 

Thank you. Pulled it form a DnD meme about bards.

 

Heh heh. The larger looks like Skeletor with a Hessian-do! I'm liking the idear. Mine's gonna have the hair from the Heavy Metal warrior chick!

 

It's a lich in a hood...

To avoid derailment;

That moment when your demigod druid warlock turns out to be a lot slower going than you thought because you really ought to go to sleep because it's three in the morning.

 

OMG LOL!!

"Sorry, honey. No table dance. But I liked your act - a handheld stripper-pole? That's original!"

 

Hmm, sexy.

 

Tmw the blisters on the bottom of your feet go away. Leaving dry skin to peel.

 

TMW you receive your electric bill and recall that you paid it online a week ago, so you don't have to worry about it.

 

That moment when you realize you have no idea how to explain the problems that come with being frozen in crystal for 1500 years, provided you survived. Muscular atrophy is at the top of the list, but it gets complicated from there.

 

Tmw you catch your doctor smoking a cigarette outside his office.

"Doctor! What the health, man!?"

 

haha, "What the health", I'm stealing that

 

I do the "Baby Foot" foot peel every year.

Ripping the calluses straight off the soles of your feet sounds more manly though

 

TMW you realise that it's been the last time you've seen the sun for 62 days.

 

I love that that's a statement about astronomy and not mental health (I hope it's not about mental health as well)

 

Would be a tad unrealistic to make such an exact prediction if the posting would be due to mental health issues, wouldn't you think? Just astronomy, pure and simple. And we didn't even 'see' the sun, as we are in the outskirts of an abating storm. We saw a bit of glow on the horizon in the appropriate direction, but that was the extent of it.

For health issue: This morning we got issued Vit D tablets, one for each day.

 

Every time I think of Antarctica, I can't help thinking of The Thing (85) and AVP.

 

Manly.

 

Spooky!

Though now that you mention it, and since I left Fet, I wonder just how many
frozen people are there in leather gear trying to dominate penguins.

Spoiler: Explained

There was a feature to remain anonymous you could put your location as Antarctica.

 

TMW you keep trying to type umma but you know you're wrong and have to use google to find the term ulema again.

Dr. G_______ would be so disappointed if they learned of this incident.

 

TMW you realize that others are striving for the pinnacle of the perfect story,
and you are just trying to make your own stories as close to plausible as you
can. Much like playing a game of sloppy chess on a board with far more spaces
to make moves, with your limited pieces, and hope not to get things caught on
the 8th level loop-de-loop that is 4 squares width.

 

My bad, I misread it as some sort of "I haven't seen the sun in 62 days" kind of thing.

 

TMW you want to take part in a photography competition, but discover the entry date was last month.