Cowhide = Derived from hiding cow A place in the barn where cows usually hide in order to avoid getting milked. Usage: Where's the cow? Oh, you'll find her in the cowhide. ---------------------------------------- Prudence = A person both prude and dense. = Prude and stupid. Usage He isn't just humble. He's prudence. ----------------------------------------------- Garbage : Derived from Garb and age. The age at which a child must wear clothing. Usage: Put some clothing on that child. Don't you know he's garbage? -------------------------------------- Bovine = Derived from bow and vine. A vine that has grown in the shape of a bow. Usage: Honey, did you trim the bovine today? ----------------------------------------
Ovine = Oprah Winfrey's winery. Conductor: Physician who heals lawbreakers. Corruption of "Con doctor."
Pharmacist: Derived from Farm Assist Government assistance provided to farmers. Usage We would be OK if we could get some Pharmacist. ----------------------------------------------- Butterfly A fly that lands on a slice of buttered bread and is devoured by mistake. Mistletoe = A martial arts strike Derived from missile and toe Usage: To earn your black belt you must master the mistletoe strike first. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Noun: Childhood Derived from child and hood. Definition: A child who is a criminal. Usage Watch out for Jimmy! He is a childood. --------------------------------------------------------- Boxer. Someone who makes boxes. ----------------------------------------- Cantelope Derived from Can't and elope. Definition: A woman who finds it impossible to elope. Usage: You are wasting your time son! She's a cantelope.
Country- A tree that grows c*nts. Sonnet- A large net to use when one's son escapes. Familiar: A close relative who's not known for telling the truth.
Rustic = Tics native to Russia. Usage: What species of tic is that? Oh, this is a rustic! Trumpet = A pet owned by Donald Trump. Usage = Did you get to see the Trumpet at the White House? Batallion = A male bat. Derived from stallion = male horse. Usage: Did you see all the battalions flying out of that cave? Carrot - Car Rot The condition of a car that's all corroded. Usage: Don't buy it! It's shot to hell with carrot Europe = What a baseball team manager shouts to the next batter in line. Usage: Hey Joe! Europe! infuriated: in fury ated Food eaten while the eater is in a state of fury.
Figaro = Fig Arrow An arrow made from the wood of a fig tree. Usage: He shot me in the chest with a figaro. -------------------------------------------------------- Outfamous as opposed to infamous Definition: A person who isn’t famous Usage: You will remain outfamous unless you don’t improve you playing. ----------------------------------------------------------- Romantic Defnition: A tic species native to Rome. Usage: What tic species is that? Oh, that’s a Romantic -----------------------------------------------
idiotic = idiot tic What a tic that gets unnecessarily squashed is called. Usage: I easily squashed that idiotic!
Bicycle: - a two-wheeled conveyance which is attracted to both the males and the females of its species.
naughty: term used when tea is not available to be brewed markets: slang term used by parents who want more children cobra: term indicating a brassiere that is shared by multiple humans anteater: slang used to denote an infant or toddler who is breastfed
Accumulate: the opposite of premature ejaculation, your partner is left making encouraging noises while checking their watch and wondering if there's still time to catch the last train.
Also, a little off the vibe of the rest of this thread, but my friends and I have long referred to gommory as "the forgotten sin."
conjoined: A man who has become a prisoner patronage: system of easing the dreary life of the aged by letting them touch roan antelope. mercurial: slang term for dubious medicines that purport to heal all afflictions august: poetic term used to address a sudden breeze of air menstruate: a philosophy-themed restaurant that caters only to male humans execution: the ability of one maritally divorced from oneself to pull one's strings with acute cunning.
