I'm like one of those chest demons from Dark Souls. I look like something you'd want, but when you get too close I start getting needy, devouring your flesh, and dancing around like an idiot when you try to get some space. Got some good lüts, though, so it's not all bad.
Wondering if I am gonna eat anything other than chocolate cake over the weekend. I have broccoli, cheese, potatoes, a multicoloured bell pepper* and some sausages in the fridge. Spoiler: Explanation
I've just put in a next day delivery of a van load of chocolate, sweets and other yummy things, to try and compensate for the misery I am presently enduring in this country.
And here I was thinking this place didn't look too bad ... https://news.yahoo.com/remote-irish-island-hoping-lure-232916090.html
I thought the Thornberries from Nickelodeon’s The Wild Thornberries were Canadians until one episode where Mrs. Thornberries told her daughter to the effect of, “If I ever see you around those jaguars again, I’m sending you back to the States!” Also, I thought Nigel Thornberry was British.
I haven't written out the UK ones yet, as I've been busy spiking my sugar levels, listening to music and continuing work on the VIT.
I've only just realised (at nearly 12pm) that I haven't eaten any breakfast yet. This is unusual for me, to say the least. I live for my bowl of cereal in the morning. I even have these to enjoy:
My future M-I-L has requested my friendship, and I'm too scared to accept. 1) I'm not too good with people generally anyway, especially first encounters. 2) I have a particular hang up about my partner's mothers. They never seem to like me. (I can actually think of 4 off the top of my head)
I absolutely hate Oreo and don't understand why it's so popular. There. I said it! I also had never tried them up until, like, last month... but the white stuff taste so chemically I don't get the hype. The new ones - that looks like pet candy - is even worse... (no, did not mistakenly eat actual pet candy).
I feel the same about Cheez Whiz, though I had tried it when I was a kid and remembered liking it. Then I tried it again not that long ago...
I confess to not wanting to return home after Mera Luna this August; it has seriously crossed my mind that I could take the bare essentials I need over there, then do an international runner.
Feeling quite proud of my searching around on amazon. Now I have a list of gloves, and I found some fairly priced surgical gloves. So now I have something to work towards.
And I can't stand marshmallows but love S'mores. Maybe something in the toasting? Confession: When my friends have a BBQ, while we're sitting around talking over post-dinner drinks on the patio, I'm often sitting there thinking, "Those are perfectly good S'mores coals we're missing out on over there..."
I once ate a whole two-pound box of confectioner's sugar with a spoon while under the influence of a then-controlled substance.
I would be happy to entrust all of our wedding plans to @Cave Troll . I know whatever he did it would be amazing and beautiful...even with the possibility of a facehugger wedding cake.
I hate marshmallows but Ben n Jerry's Phish Food is my favourite ice cream. I was a regular space cadet in the late nineties, early noughties. Not once did I ever do shizz like that. But as a child, I confess, I would shut myself in my man's larder and eat the rolled icing and golden syrup. At home, I would make icing in a Tupperware container and keep it under my bed to lick off my finger at night. And I would make cake mixture just to eat it out of the bowl (I still do this when I'm feeling really low).
I have mixed feelings about tomo. I'm happy to see my advocate again, but sad as it will be for the last time. I'm anxious about cancelling the contract with Vodafone...and I'm not happy about paying a cancellation fee. I'll be relieved to be rid of the stuff, yet I'll feel kinda stressed because it makes moving seem more real.
