Would you ever...?

Yes...I did..very bad idea!!!

Would you do this Bick?

 

(Jeeze. I'm obviously too depressed to be playing these word games. I'm off until I can get myself into a better mood so I'm not making posts like that. Cheers.)

Would you ever drink pig blood for a hundred dollars?

 

I would do almost anything for $, especially since I'm BROKE!

Would you ever sell you eggs to an infertile couple?

 

No, but I would sell someone else's eggs if I were in a position to do so.


Would you ever keep a parent alive in spite of the fact that he or she wanted to die without medical interference?

 

No, everyone in my family has a written limited DNR.


Would you ever..... help a friend who was terminal and suffering hasten their departure? Of course, at their request.

 

No.

Would you ever strip for chocolate?

 

-rips off clothes- Oh? You weren't serious? Damn!

Would you ever get a tattoo?

 

I have seven tattoos.



Would you ever.... tell an embarassing secret to a complete stranger?

 

Probably, especially if I was drunk!

Would you ever lick a frozen metal pole?

 

When I was a child. I use to lick poles to see if my tongue would get stuck like on Dumb and Dumber. But, I didn't know it had to be cold and luckily for my taste buds, it never happened.

Would you?

 

Nah, it looks painful!

Would you ever steal a car for a joyride

 

Nope. I'm a coward.

Would you?

 

Only if it's a Corvette!

Would you ever like to be an animal for a day? If so, which one?

 

OH HELL YES! I would want to be a Shoebill so I can eat all the lungfish in the river.

Same question.

 

I think I'd be a cheetah so I could run fast!

Would you ever give up eating chocolate?

 

Yes, if I could find something better.
Would you ever flirt with someone of the same sex?

 

Hmm, I dunno. Never tried.

Would you ever use a brush for your head, on your pet?

 

Yup...done that..

Would you ever go out and scream at the JEA man because he cut the areas lights (no warning) and left me holding the bag of sh#t that followed when the lights came back on? GRRRRR!!!

 

Probably! Poor Chimface )=

Would you ever a gummie bears if you weren't suppose to?

 

Well, I might () a gummie bear, or maybe () some gummie bears if they said it was ok, but I would never, ever, () a gummie bear. That is just beyond the pale.


Would you ever.... tell someone to shut the H E double hockey stick up if they were talking through a movie?

 

Teehee, oops! Silly Wrey

Nope! Just tell the employees.

Would you?

 

Would I? I would get all up in their grill !


*Puerto Ricans are notorious for talking through movies and answering their cell phones and MAKING cell phone calls during a movie. I've gone once here in Puerto Rico to the theatre. I've since bought a phat home theatre system with 42 inch LCD screen. Yeah, not going back to the movies here ever!*


Would you ever...... pirate a movie?

 

No, but would I ever watch one if a friend bought a pirated movie? Yup.

Would you ever cheat on a test?

 

Only on a pregnancy test! LOL




Would you ever let someone copy FROM you on a test?

 

Noope, I'd kick them.

Would you ever eat your friends/families piece of pizza then blame it on the cats?