TMW you discover this: https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/02/us/cockroaches-resistant-super-bug-insecticide-trnd/index.html?fbclid=IwAR3ObH6IlL7eYbbLXwPnAwjaCI29uazwADTDBhWXsaAz5y5a1tQUjXiATk8 Cockroaches...are becoming more difficult...to kill...
Well, I guess it's time to accept it. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. We need to start incorporating cockroach DNA into our own, so that we'll be indestructible, too.
TMW you're reminded of a Godzilla movie you saw when you were a kid where the real bad guys were actually time traveling cockroaches from beyond the nuclear apocalypse, sent back in time to hasten the end of humanity by wakening the King of the Monsters early.
That moment you welcome a couple of desperadoes into the house: 'Sure guys, have as much water as you like, fellas. You know I do so admire your life on the road, penniless around Britain is amazing... ...suppose I will cook for us all AND then you guys go sleep in a bush outside with that wine... ...okay well try the living room floor, uhuh, protocols of the elders of Zion, eh? ...And David Icke, oh yeah, and how many years did you serve after the kidnapping? ...Lizards and the CIA conspiracy? Okay, sure, see you in the morning, my boys. Love you, night night. Lock it, lock it, get the cat.' 'Lock what, Honey?' 'WE CAN HEAR YOU!'
TMW a stranger tries an opening line on you, and you act as if you are totally deaf as well as oblivious to their existence.
TMW your doorbell breaks and you can only hope the delivery person, who will bring the new one, will knock loud enough so you can hear him. And TMW you got the new doorbell and have to switch through 46 crazy melodies till you got a nice and simple „ding-dong“, while everyone else in the room is cursing you.
That moment when you finally get a Discord to continue your role play and learn it has more potential than literally any site you've ever been on for the purpose
That moment when you're sleeping and feel like you're floating above your bed, and then you feel like you're falling and wake up suddenly and you wonder if you really did levitate above your bed.
TMW when you watch a car wrong way all three one-way streets on the block. See two all the time but never three. Highlight of the evening.
TMW you win another auction but fail to notice that it's collection only. They're about two hours away by train. Could be worse. (It's only an hour by road, though. )