That Moment...

TMW you wake up in the middle of the night due to your brain being a dick.

 

A whale dick?

 

TMW you discover this:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/02/us/cockroaches-resistant-super-bug-insecticide-trnd/index.html?fbclid=IwAR3ObH6IlL7eYbbLXwPnAwjaCI29uazwADTDBhWXsaAz5y5a1tQUjXiATk8

Cockroaches...are becoming more difficult...to kill...

 

Find something that thinks they're tasty.

 

Well, I guess it's time to accept it. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. We need to start incorporating cockroach DNA into our own, so that we'll be indestructible, too.

 

Just think of all the garbage and crumbs we could get rid of.

 

TMW you're reminded of a Godzilla movie you saw when you were a kid where the real bad guys were actually time traveling cockroaches from beyond the nuclear apocalypse, sent back in time to hasten the end of humanity by wakening the King of the Monsters early.

 

That moment you welcome a couple of desperadoes into the house:

'Sure guys, have as much water as you like, fellas.

You know I do so admire your life on the road, penniless around Britain is amazing...

...suppose I will cook for us all AND then you guys go sleep in a bush outside with that wine...

...okay well try the living room floor, uhuh, protocols of the elders of Zion, eh?
...And David Icke, oh yeah, and how many years did you serve after the kidnapping?
...Lizards and the CIA conspiracy? Okay, sure, see you in the morning, my boys. Love you, night night. Lock it, lock it, get the cat.'

'Lock what, Honey?'

'WE CAN HEAR YOU!'

 

love them ears ...

 

Thanks @Guy. Is that a new suit, hunky?

 

TMW you post something approaching a story, and these guys show up.

 

TMW a stranger tries an opening line on you, and you act as if you are totally deaf as well as oblivious to their existence.

 

That's what I do all the time.

 

TMW your doorbell breaks and you can only hope the delivery person, who will bring the new one, will knock loud enough so you can hear him. And TMW you got the new doorbell and have to switch through 46 crazy melodies till you got a nice and simple „ding-dong“, while everyone else in the room is cursing you.

 

TMW you see a person that looks like the love child of Nicole Kidman and E.T.

 

Uma Thurman with red hair?

 

No, someone on YT. We have seen Uma Thurman with red hair.

 

That Cyprus Knee hairstyle was one of the dumbest things I've seen on Pamela Isley

 

That moment when you finally get a Discord to continue your role play and learn it has more potential than literally any site you've ever been on for the purpose

 

Also that moment you realize you suck at advertising

 

That moment when you're sleeping and feel like you're floating above your bed, and then you feel like you're falling and wake up suddenly and you wonder if you really did levitate above your bed.

 

TMW you win another auction but fail to notice that it's collection only.

They're about two hours away by train. Could be worse. (It's only an hour by road, though. )