That Moment...

TMW you don't have the spiders that eat rabbit sized vertebrates.

 

Thomas NukeBombas!!

 

Didn't Wednesday raise thoroughbred racing-spiders?

 

TMW you discover a slug in your bedroom.

 

I don't remember that bit, but I remember that they used to fight a lot.

 

That moment when you see the state of the D and G strings on your ukulele and think yeah I really need to do something about that before I break one of them... but you don't actually want to change them because you know the new ones are going to take f***ing ages settle.

 

What is it with this site and spiders ? I‘m starting to think it‘s Karma. Since I‘ve researched them because they were the cause of death for one of my characters, they seem to follow me everywhere .Thank goodness it‘s only the virtual kind.

 

Cause spiders are creepy and seen as antagonistic by people in
reality. And they make a great representation in Horror, due to
the fact that they are unreadable efficient predators, that can
sneak up on you without you ever knowing until it is too late.
I think that is why most people find them to be so disturbing.

 

Along with too many legs , the way they move/run , that they can get into seemingly anything , that they drop on you from above
...They are everywhere!



Don't mind me...I just live in a house of horrors...

 

Right, thanks to your horrible picture @Cave Troll, I can't sleep because I'm too afraid to get under the covers. What if there's a spider there?

 

Highly unlikely, and the odds are extremely low that
a spider would want to be in a bed or other confining
space. It is rare for even an active hunting spider to
venture into bed or clothing to look for a meal.
So don't let it weigh on your mind so much, as they
are not too fond of actually antagonizing us, since we
are giants that willingly crush their small frail bodies.
So rest easy in the fact that they don't anything to do
with you, anymore than you do with them.

 

That's the worst thing: I know it's stupid, and a spider that size would certainly make a lump, but no amount of reasoning can shake it off. This is where it becomes my fault, rather than yours.

 

TMW you see a t shirt that reminds you of @Moon

 

TMW

 

Y'know her career only spanned three months?

Useless fact I guess.

 

Yes, but saggy G-strings? Not cool.

 

TMW you can't remember if you took your supplements or not, so you look under the chair cushions, thinking they may have fallen off.

 

TMW you are trying to figure out how your cousin became a thumb with a beard.

 

TMW you have to write a paper (4 to 5 pages with 1,5 line spacing) and struggle for every sentence vs. TMW it's 3 a.m. and you know you should got to bed but you keep on with writing your current story, typing away happily .

 

Not available in my country, for duck's sake.