Never boffed a Cranston chick on a wet bathroom floor covered in spongified ceiling tile fragments? Don't know what you're missing. (Think there's a joke about Cranston girls in Dumb and Dumber... if you're from my neck of the woods you'll get the reference immediately)
That moment when you woke up this morning because of a bad dream about being T-boned by a driver who was racing another car, and in your dream, you managed a partial license plate (1011)..... and then going house hunting, you find (seemingly) the perfect house that just went up on the market yesterday and its UNDER our budget, and the house number is 1011 i dont know whether to take this as a sign of good luck or a bad omen....
TMW some one cleverly displays their dark humor. ( I laughed, even though I know it's true down the road into the future.)
From urban dictionary (clean version): Cranston Cranston is the third largest city in Rhode Island. Located south of Providence and north of West Warwick. You can find a equal mix of characters in Cranston ranging from white trash, burn outs, snobs, and rich folks. But honestly Cranston is a very unique place with many perks to living there. 5 minutes from the city and only 20 from the beach. There are many good restaurants located in the area as well. The girls from Cranston seem to just be a lot more attractive, especially the girls from the west side. Cranstonians have a distinct accent, different from other Rhode Islanders. Even the creator of Family Guy, Seth McFarlane, likes the city so much he has be quoted in saying Quahog has been modeled after Cranston. -" there nothing to do in Cranston!" -" let's go pick up some girls at Garden City, yo!"
Then it might not be all that bad. Now if it were red, then it might have been a warning. Though it is always a good idea to be certain before making big decisions.
That moment when you realize the person you're conversing with talks a lot about their successful friends to seem like somebody important and/or interesting and you never get to know who they are.
TMW you find a great gift for someone...then discover that the shipping is the same or more than the cost of the item!
Couple years ago I paid $300 online for an electric smoker. It retails for about $179 in the USA, but I needed it shipped to Japan. Shipping? $17.00, and that included a FREE bag of wood chips. Which shipped separately from the smoker unit itself. The smoker is 30 inches tall, size of a dorm fridge, and ships at something like 45lbs/20 kilos. All in all, I paid a fair price, but I think somebody was gaming their taxes or something when they set the prices. Not my problem, it works fine.
That absolute f*** my life moment when you realise that That F***ing song, which you thought you finished a month ago, is not actually finished and needs another verse, minimum.
TMW when you discover that humans are listed on wikipedia as 'least concern' under conservation status.
TMW you don't want to go to bed because your online course about the history of royal fashion is just so fascinating, and the next step is a video of someone getting dressed, and you have so many thoughts about what you wish they had included or had more of, and you are once again confronted with the knowledge that you are, of course, a massive nerd.