Random Thought Thread

Headline of the Day:

Tennessee police warn not to flush drugs down toilet for fear of creating 'meth-gators'

 

It’s the Deep South, you know they’re gonna do it.

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Ever had those moments where you’re friends with an ignorant dipshit on Facebook, you know you should block them, but you’re compelled not to just to see what insanity they decide to post?

 

Jeff Beck? (or John or something)

 

LOL

 

Billy-Joe-Bob-Frank.

 

It's Jimmy-Jack-Joe-Bob.

 

So I just saw a pink stuffed bear tied to the side of a dumpster truck. Interesting.

 

I just failed a free online version of the Life in the UK Test. I wonder if I will be refused back into the country now?

 

All it tells me is that if I wasn't a UK citizen, it might take me a few tries before I could achieve legal citizenship.

 

It's such a ridiculous test. Questions about Henry VIII with answers no-one here knows or cares about, and not once do they ask you the proper procedure for making a cup of tea or how you pronounce 'David Bowie'. Whoever wrote it doesn't have a clue about what it means to be British.

 

I am pretty sure it would be a bad thing to have left over parts.

 

And there's still room for cats to sleep on it.

 

I would hate to be this poor SOB.

 

So got my test results for my hearing today.

Spoiler: Image for the Interested

Secondly, I'm still on the fence regarding the Bluetooth thing. Yeah, it sounds cool but I honestly don't mind stuffing the iPhone earbud between my hearing aid and glasses if I'm listening to YouTube in public and I don't care if I look weird doing it. The phone, well, I don't use it that much and when I do, it's for people I already know and can make out what they say. For gaming, I just use a regular headset from Walmart that works very well.

It's...I dunno. I just want to be able to hear, and I went in to get the tube between the mold and the hearing aid fixed and it's fixed.

 

And by opportunities, you mean butts.