I suppose you being a super hero from another planet has baffled their sciences. Hope everything is well with you, and all the best.
People preforming on public trains. Yeah, I'm glad you can dance like a stripper that took a hit of coke, but can you please, for the love of peace and quiet, get the fuck outta the train? Nobody wants to see the same dancing show for the umpteenth time with loud, annoying c-rap music blasting.
I have occasionally called customers and managers on the carpet for employee treatment. The managers become compliant when I ask them to call regional marketing for a group chat about corporate image, and remind them I'll be back to check on the employee. I remind consumers that any hostile voice I can hear is harassment, and shows up in court as assault. They usually apologize.
Sounds like a job for Hentai Kamen (Pervert Mask, a special Japanese superhero) Spoiler: Somewhat NSFW
Mine would be very...chimp like. Hence the locking up. Nobody likes leaving a trail of crying children and passed out old ladies on the street. Just imagine the car accidents caused from my hairy ape ass. The horror.
Reddit and Twitter is nothing but blatant propaganda anymore. I agree with most of the “liberal” narrative, funnily enough, but Jesus Christ is it tiring. Can I just look at a funny meme without being lectured on politics 24/7?! Most people are literally repeating the same massively simplified, under-informed social commentary I’ve seen from hundreds of other people and pretending like its somehow an unpopular opinion. Being politically active is a lot more than retweets, stop it, take your dumb internet clout and go. Deleted both of my accounts and apps but Reddit is just too useful for getting information/news on niche topics.
Jeebus Youtube, the next song following an Ofra Haza track is in no universe George Michael. I can see how Sting snuck in there with Desert Rose, but to go to Mister Mister and Eurythmics after that is showing that you're looking at nothing but.... even release dates don't make any sense.
Pros of joining Tinder: * Might meet someone nice. * People have had long-term relationships with people they met on Tinder. (NB: Anecdotal evidence only.) * Relationships are nice. (Apparently.) * Might be less lonely. * Would be incentive to leave my flat and therefore get accustomed to Outdoors. * What are relationships like? * Could develop my social skills. * Might be nice to have someone like me. * Moral support in life plans. (And I could give moral support in return, because I'm actually good at that.) * My brother found someone, and he failed the social skills part of the McDonald's' employability test, so maybe I'm in with a chance. * My brother met his girlfriend through a friend and I don't have any of those, so it's looking like my only option. Cons of joining Tinder: * Would be awkward explaining to my mum that I joined Tinder. (She probably wouldn't judge me, but still.) * Am I over my crush, or have I just not seen her for three months? * Am I actually homo/ace, or was my crush a weird anomaly? Is getting a girlfriend a good way of finding this out? (Probably not.) * Relationships are messy and full of heartbreak. (Evidence: listening to music.) * Who would want to date me? * What on Earth do I write on my profile? (I also don't have any good pictures of me.) * Considering I failed my first year, do I have space in my life for a relationship? * I don't know how to people. * Does the fact that I made a pros and cons list (including some of the things on it) make me inherently undateable? * Do I need to see a therapist about my self-esteem issues before trying to get a girlfriend? * Do I want a girlfriend for the right reasons? What are the right reasons to want a girlfriend? * I'm pretty impulsive and I tend to have bad ideas that I give way too much thought to. This might be one of them. I've been thinking about this for a week or so now. I wish I had someone to discuss it with.
Hahahahahah. I just legit spit a little tequila over my phone. That's the WF line of the week. Drop the mic, EMR.
