What Are You Doing?

Tempted to try putting it in Research, because then I'd at least be pretending that it has some literary merit.

 

"How much damage could Long Dick Larry here do to a five foot two lady?"

 

Anatomy for people who write sex scenes, but somehow have no idea these bits actually work. Which is something that happens quite a bit btw.

 

Me and my buddies do the same with our vagina galleries, great stuff.

 

Well that depends on how much she cares about her internal organs...
(And apparently broken fingers if you do it wrong.)

Spoiler: NSFW-ish Articals

https://www.yourtango.com/2016293094/sex-injuries-happen-big-penis-sex
https://nypost.com/2018/02/20/the-horrifying-sex-injury-that-can-happen-to-women/

I think one should be mindful enough of their partner as to not
cause any of harm with an appendage (to themsleves or others),
during the carnal activities.
So, 'bigger is always better' philosophy might be hazardess to ones
health.

 

Good to hear that!

 

Harald Hirmuinen! (His name in Finland.)

The Hero with a Thousand Plates!

 

I've never been to the Hamptons before, so tomorrow should prove interesting. Girlfriend (been seeing for some months now) has a family home out that way, where I'm to meet her friends. Glad her brother will be there since he's cooler than an icebox.

Wish I owned property out that way, but the prices are, in my opinion, too fucking much. I deal with condos, not houses, yet. Besides, one good tsunami and bye-bye mega homes. "It'll never happen here!" they say...sure it won't.

Anyway, its almost bed time for me. I should read. No wait, shit, I haven't eaten. Goddammit, now I have to stuff my face with Wendy's. Woe is me...hehe.

 

Starting my 10nth novel. Well, starting my 10nth beginning. I've got about 7 unfinished novels, a couple rewrites that aren't done, and just two novels I've actually written to what I'd say is a rough "completion". I'm not going to lie, looking back and counting makes me feel a little depressed every now and then. My 15 year old self wouldn't believe me if I were able to tell him that I'd written this much at this age. At the same time, he'd be quite annoyed that I haven't made a serious attempt at getting published yet.

Still, you just gotta press on. I enjoy it as a hobby, and that is enough for me to keep going regardless.

 

Working on the outline for my fantasy short story. I'm aiming for 5k words, and since I wrote essays longer than that, I'm feeling confident.

 

I am out and about on someone else’s errands when I want to be at home watching Netflix or maybe writing.

 

Wanted to go for the morning run but...it's not safe out. Not right now, anyway. So I guess it's a home workout day.

 

I keep wanting to go to the gym, but my bowels keep hinting that that might not be a good idea.

 

Nothing like the brown river deadlift to grace the gym floor..

 

*sighs and leaves the room*

 

Turbo boost sez I.

 

"I feel a change in the wind, says I" - POTC

 

There was a 'proper gym' down the road - my old place. A gym like the 1970s, it was dirty, big barbells and angry big men, you had to walk in and beat them up for membership. If I could get over the door, through the initiation, then I'd be okay for the Mr Universe kind of scene, 2021 maybe? It's worth thinking about. Those other gyms for weeds are not even players, to my mind.

 

About to eat some ramen noodles for an early lunch.

 

Just fixing the shipping of my moving boxes. We're sending them off on Saturday but another potential buyer is coming here on Friday so I need it out of my way.

 

Wondering how I can knock the sweet stuff on the head ... other than by will power and self-discipline.

After a high-sugar meal (such as sweet and sour or a divulgent pudding/afters/sweet) my system inevitably crashes as my sugar levels plummet from the high, resulting in untimely periods of sleep.

I’ve proved to myself that these crashes can be avoided by sacrificing a sweet meal and/or afters, but the very next day I slip back into old habits of eating sweet shit.

I’d take up vaping, only I’m scared my lungs would collapse.

 

How about changing sugary stuff to fruits, berries and nuts?

You can still have sweet things. They will be more healthy.

After 6-12 months you can think what will be the next step.

And: Eat before you go to shop to buy food. (Or "food".)

 

Vaping is actually worse than simply smoking, but I don't
recommend either. Trust me I smoke, don't do it, it is a
little addictive monster you don't need in your life if you
can help it.