Cellphone - When you screw yourself over. Oxygen - The zoned out generation Inmate - Fashionable friend Those are fun to come up with! An extra, if a bit of a stretch: Improbable - The type of small demonic creature whose money you can steal.
Designer: A magical being that once paid dearly makes any signs you foolishly scribbled to whichever legal document (printed or digital) disappear.
Flawless - A tap that restricts the flow of water. Anthropology - A biological weapon distribution system that spreads anthrax over a populated area. Cannabis - A Cannibal's sister.
Phonology - A scam, thinly disguised as a religion Massacre - Archaic word for "cubic acre" Google - To oogle through goggles.
River delta - a tiny increase in river Plain sailing - what you do when things have gone horribly wrong with your flight...
Abyssal: Act describing the hualing of a bus Locust: The act of whispering swear words Manifold: Present tense honourific expression praising one's own clothes folding technique
Acidulate - Southern US phrase expressing tardiness Hotel - provider of telecoms services to prostitutes Sycophant - ill pachyderm Express - former reporter Jockey - Scottish door locking device Nuclear(1) - what "nucular" is in most of the world Nuclear(2) - fresh tidy up
Frontier - Foremoster. "You're in front, but I'm even frontier". Cucumber - To pick the shortest line, only to find out it moves the slowest. "Damn. Cucumbered again"
Butterfly - a projectile launched usually by a housewife at the drunk husband returning home unannounced in the late hours of the night.
Aardvark - a very difficult vark ETA - I have just done a search and aardvark has already come up twice in this thread! I am going to leave difficult vark up because I like it (c:
