TMW you add up all the words in the three major pieces of fiction you don't recall starting 20 years ago and discover the sum is <150K. Shockingly they aren't bad but I don't have the first clue where I was going with any of it.
Over dinner last night I told Hubs about the cryostasis discussion @EFMingo and I are having over in the scifi section. Hubs breaks in with, "that's what you're doing on the computer? I thought you were writing a book." Honestly, this isn't like a Supplemental Implementation Guide. He thinks I should be putting out more WPD since I create work documents hundreds of pages long in a couple of weeks.
TMW you don't know if you should just turn your concepts into a tabletop RPG and let a DM pick up on your failures, or sit down with twice your weight in mountain dew in a locked chamber for a week and maybe give yourself an aneurism in the process. Probably get a brain heart attack anyway, but
TMW you get home after a week away and a long drive, you sit down on the sofa, your cat jumps up for a bit of lap-time, you think hang-on, I haven't had a beer for a week, the cat and I will be better served if I have a beer so you nip to the fridge, grab a beer and come scuttling back, catch your little toe on the step and split the end of it -- but -- manage to bite down the scream of pain and ignore the spurting blood, and sit down for a bit of quality time with a cat who looks at you, thinks too rich for my blood and goes to sit on the chaise longue and lick her arse instead. Still, I got a beer. And TV. The beer is helping with the pain.
@DarkPen14 Just turn it into a RPG and save yourself Money and headaches. Turns Out changing things into RPGs gives new perspectives.
How does that save me money or headaches? I wasn't spending any money to begin with and I'd have to work out mechanics
TMW: Someone compares you to Stephen Hawkings and you think it's a high honor considering you don't even have the brains of a scientist.
I've never been compared to Stephen Hawking, but a guy on Reddit once said I was wise, so there's that.
Hubs read "Lectures on Gravitation" aloud while I as in labor with my youngest. The nurses thought we were. ...odd.
TMW your pinteresting and it offers up a rather strange thing to you, and you pin it anyway. Spoiler: NSFW-Ish
That moment when Manchester United are doing so badly that even Iceland fans are taking the mickey out of them.
Aww, can't see the naked belly button. SMG? Is it wierd I want to pull the tape off so I can watch her face?
SMG are 9mm to .45 caliber weapons. The one she has is probably a 9mm. Hey if you wanna peel of the tape, you can do what you want. I won't stop ya.
See, if I wanted to pull off the tape to look at her nipples, they might come off! So, no point (pun intended) If I wanted to check for belly button lint, likewise. Although, it might be considered a service!