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  1. J.T. Woody

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    TMW autocorrect is at it again:
    I wrote "salves and poultices".....it was corrected to "slaves and politics"
     
  2. flawed personality

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    Either of those would make an interesting writing prompt. :p
     
  3. flawed personality

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    TMW you get invited to be part of two online game co-ops, when you're already in one, and can't join unless you leave the first.

    Followed by

    TMW you look at both offers, and discover that one of them isn't even English-speaking. o_O

    Followed by

    TMW you wonder if this is what it's like to be popular. :confused:
     
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    That's a Peel P50

    TMW you wonder why - Oh, why! - does your brain store things like this instead of something remotely useful???
     
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    Hey, it's Apocalyptically useful. :D
     
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  6. GrahamLewis

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    TMW you say to your wife, "At least it's good to be quarantined with someone I like being around all the time." And she replied, "must be nice."
     
  7. GrahamLewis

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    I have to confess I lifted this from some FB post. Wife didn't really say it. But she did seem to laugh knowingly.
     
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  8. Cave Troll

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    TMW :rofl:
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  9. The Dapper Hooligan

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    "For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh. So they are no longer two, but one." —Mark 10: 7,8

    "If you can't stand being alone with yourself, you're in bad company." —Jean Paul Sartre

    Ergo, it's really her fault.
     
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    Well that’s a bit crappy of her! I’m sure you’re a delightful person to be quarantined with for however long this silly situation is going to go on for.

    TMW you’re staring out the window wondering why all the birds get to be outside enjoying the nice weather and not you
     
  11. GrahamLewis

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    To be honest, she just thought it was a funny joke. I ought not put her in a bad light. I hereby acknowledge it as fiction and a lifted joke.
     
  12. flawed personality

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    TMW your therapist recommends a book titled "How to be human in a fucked up world"
     
  13. dbesim

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    OK. :supercheeky:
     
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    TMW, within your little Covid Quarantine Squad, you're the only one who is still talk-to-able while everyone else has transformed into badgers.

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    That moment when you just want to know when you're moving into the new place. I want to go forward with life now, please.
     
  16. flawed personality

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    TMW you work out how to beat hiccups, without drinking water or holding your breath. You just tip your head back for a while. No idea why, but it works.
     
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    That moment when you are forced to acknowledge the fact that yes, that inconveniently placed bum note on your ukulele really is as big a problem as you think it is, yes you really do need to get a new one, and NO it should not have taken wordless screams of frustration that could probably be heard in Hawaii to realise that.
     
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    TMW your employer cuts out 20% of your hours so they can attempt to achieve pre-COVID projected quarterly profits and not report a plan change to the stock exchange.
     
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    :superidea:
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    Time to grab the SEC whistle, and negotiate your Golden Finger. :D
     
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  22. flawed personality

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    TMW you actually look forward to paying your rent next week, because it means you can go into town and buy cheap food instead of overpriced convenience stuff.
     
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  23. Cave Troll

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    TMW they had a mask for being a 'Mystery Man'. :p
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  24. flawed personality

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    TMW you think about going to bed at 9pm, mainly out of boredom. :pity:
     
  25. Friedrich Kugelschreiber

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    Can't go outside in the city?
     
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