I think if you're cutting up a body it's more of a single use situation anyway. You ever tried removing DNA evidence from the chain of a chainsaw? Neither have I.
I used to buy whole chickens and cut them up, it's cheaper than buying the pre-cut parts. I used a butcher knife for the flesh and got some good sturdy garden shears to cut through the bone. Worked like a charm. Alternately, a meat cleaver will make short work of both without needing to switch implements. Slice with it for the meat, for the bone pound on the back of the blade with the heel of your hand. I also used to work at Church's Fried Chicken. They used a table rotary saw for all of it, meat and bone alike.
You could always stick it in a vat of strong acid and let it dissolve. Just don't bother trying to get rid of the rest of the... evidence that way. Turns out dissolving an entire body takes forever, may not get rid of everything and also leaves a considerable paper trail - people tend to notice when you buy an entire bathtub worth of acid and even the cops are sharp enough to figure that one out. Now, I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs...
Dress body in spacesuit. Position in expensive sports car. Strap sports car to rocket. Launch victim, car, and all towards Jupiter, disposing of all the evidence on live TV, worldwide. Giggle yourself to sleep every night.
TBT, the bandsaw is what is commonly used for butchering mammals for production. Follow USDA procedures for cleaning. Pressured steam equipment will be more than sufficient to render DNA samples useless. I used to use would consider using a stolen saw from a local processing facility. Let them sanitize it unawares.
I’m currently designing some personality quizzes. This has become a bit of a hobby of mine during quarantine and I’ve created quite a few. I know a lot of people don’t like taking personality quizzes. And actually the target audience for them is in the range of 11-17 - certainly with regard to the quizzes I make. I guess their age sometimes and I get them right within this category
I remember a time when Myers-Briggs tests were the bomb. I also distinctly remember INTJs being particularly arrogant and they always seemed to boast a 130+ IQ or some shit.
Ah.. the quizzes I design are more of a “no-brainier”. It’s more like “pick some treats and we’ll compare you to a power-puff girl”.
That is very true, but possibly boring. Spice it up with an axe or sawsall to keep things interesting!
Not bidder, strictly speaking. It was one of those listings that had a 'Make an offer' option... so I did. Problem is you're legally obligated to buy if they accept.
I'm typing random heinous strings of words into the YouTube search bar followed by "music" trying to discover some underground shit. I actually found two bands this way which are not terrible.