Words you'd rather not hear

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    ^ Never trust anyone who says that—especially with the Baby added on.
     
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    How are you?
     
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    "Mom, she's eating a penny!"
     
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    "I drank all your chocolate milk"
     
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    That's a serious offense right there.
     
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    I'm not sure if this counts but the name Amanda.
     
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    "Maybe later."

    It's never later.
     
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    "Uh, your card didn't go through."
     
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    I dunno a lot of people might like that.
     
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    Grab yer oinkles!
     
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    Don't you think that's a little harsh?
     
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    "I don't know."
     
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    " Can we reschedule? "
     
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    In a operation:
    "Oops"
    "Keep that, we will need it for the autopsy"
    "Dam....page 47 from the manual is missing"
    "What do you mean this isn't gender re-assignment surgery?"
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    This is one that the surgeon evaluating an infection in my foot said to me:
    "Oh, we'll take your leg off just below the knee."

    My response:
    "No, no you won't."

    Fortunately, the infection cleared up with antibiotics, so I didn't have to lose any more of my foot.
     
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    "Are you xxx's mother? Why don't you take a seat."

    Something I said far too often in a previous career.
     
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    Lexical-gustatory synesthesia leaves me almost gagging at some words and names.
     

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