That Moment...

It's when they start charging people cash and using you as a call-center that you need to take a stand.

 

The CV advice will be because you’re the family writer.

 

That moment when you read a fanfic and wonder how the author managed to get inside your head.

 

That moment when you have 8 bug bites all across your right side and one is almost on your neck so it looks like you had a good time the night before. I hope the bug enjoyed its time.

 

TMW your brain warps what was said in the above post to something entirely inappropriate and you once again wonder just what the flying eff is wrong with you.

 

... you check amazon for the progress of a recent order and see it marked as 'Delivered Tuesday 07 July'.

I beg to bloody differ! If it was delivered it wasn't to my house!

Maybe it got stuck to my postman's hand....... again!

 

That's scary.

 

TMW you learn that when a certain relative texts, "I have to get to bed, don't text me about it [the subject at hand] anymore tonight," she doesn't just mean the subject at hand, she means At All.

She got pissed that I acknowledged her request. Color me mortified.

 

Not really. The author had some descriptions that were so good it was as though I'd written them.

 

That moment when you're so drunk that you know when you get up for work in 6 hours, you're still going to be drunk.

 

That moment when you may have just made yourself afraid of clowns.

Not as much as your characters will be, though.

 

TMW you would feel a wee bit safer with one of these bad boys.

 

Nah, put one of these on a Roomba and then we can talk.

 

Mario Kart battle mode irl, yo. Watch ya ankles.

 

TMW I saw a MAP/MAP apologist on Reddit on a thing relating to a real case of child sexual abuse. Thankfully they got downvoted but jesus christ, they are the worst. Just spicing their paedophilia apologia with abelism just to prove how bad they are.
There is a time when banning a user is appropriate...

 

And that's my new word/term for the day. Ugh.

 

I sometimes wish I could live in the future and access my memories like my harddrive, just so I could delete certain things that I really didn't want to learn about.
MAP? That would've been flushed to my recycle bin instantly.

 

You've convinced me not to look it up.

 

TMW you hear the line: "The stolen panties have more of a story arc, than the cancer mom."
Suppose the new Doom movie isn't all that good...

 

That moment when you discover a user-serviceable filter in your washing machine that you didn't know was there!!!!

As Rod Temperton said through Vincent Price, "the funk of 40,000 years..."

 

That moment when something you once valued became bittersweet without you realizing. A loss, but not one of devastation.

 

Tmw a book jumps off the shelf and attacks you.

My upper arm looks like i came into contact with a very disgruntled house cat.
-sighs-
I carry bandaids and anti bacterial cream for this very reason