'' The past the present and the future walked into a bar, it was tense.'' Has always been a guilty pleasure of mine.
Yesterday I made my own joke because I work with culinary people... If a baby cow is called veal, and yet a baby lamb is called lamb, then what is a boiled baby kangaroo called? Wait for it... A Mar...SOUP...ial.
At shipyards, we never built ships, they were "erected". No joke, that is what it is called. So one day there was about 500 of us in this meeting, with this charity there to try and get us to donate to them. The beginning of the meeting was to tell how good we were doing, and our main boss said, "Things are going great. There are erections going on all over the place!" I thought a charity worker nurse (woman) was going to die trying NOT to laugh. The rest of us were used to the term...
Cod Fish Lobster Japanese Man Run Over By a Steam Roller Question: Which one does not belong? Answer: The Cod, because the other two are (Crushed-Asians/ Crustaceans)!
I once knew of a kid who kept chewing on electrical cords- his parents had to ground him. From what I understand, he’s currently conducting himself properly.
What do you call a sailor who likes to drop his pants a lot? Sailor Moon. What do you call a candy bar on a boat? Sailor Mars.
