That Moment...

Looks like somebody decided to make a sport based on the New Order video:


And the whole production seems cheesy AF! Like the whole audience is made up of only the other man-slappers.

 

I was thinking more like this:

 

... And there's also the classic:

 

That Moment When: you realize you'll be 40 in eight years.

 

Or 50 in six months.

 

I can throw a boring and insignificant 43 in, less than a month away .

 

TMW you look up Ben Curtis (the 'Dude, you're gettin' a Dell!' guy from the commercials) and learn that he's an actor who starred in various movies and videogames -- was even the voice of the local population in GTA V

 

Tmw you catch yourself blowing on a spoonful of ice cream...

 

That moment when someone says bye but they're still talking to you.

 

That moment when you're trying to write a song, but it's all coming out in the wrong order and no amount of telling yourself that even the best songwriters don't get everything in the correct order first time every time is helping... so three hours in all you've actually written is the title.

Bonus point: you've got three titles.

 

Tmw you dream a part of one of your stories (it's not even written down, yet) as a music video. And it was beautiful (sigh )!

 

TMW you feel your age when you wake up with a crick in your neck.

 

TMW you're sent a link to a Polish movie and it turns out to have a great story. The follow up was also pretty good.

 

I started learning a little Polish during the early lockdowns; I think I'll watch it and see if I can recognize a few words.

 

... you get an email from the bank offering free financial advice and rather than think it’s just an auto-generated circular going out to countless other customers, you immediately assume there’s some accountant watching your spending who thinks, “Geez! This guy’s out of control. We must step in and save him from himself before he ends up penniless!”

 

You have just crushed my fantasy.

 

That was me.

 

TMW a new Pokémon game actually leaves you intrigued.

I've never cared for the Pokémon franchise, even when it first started, yet here I am. xD

 

That moment when you realise your cat is basically an attention-seeking hot water bottle.

 

Since many a 'smart' phone user takes it into the bathroom,
so...I hope they don't come up with some kind of extra sensory
to enhance the experience with a phone.

 

TMW I just had to make all that. No, I am not sorry at all. I have zero regrets.

 

TMW you've become come world famous.

(A coworker sent me a screen shot of Google street view and there i was in the crosswalk, "Abby Road" style, crossing the street to work)

 

Barefoot? Are you, by any chance, the walrus?