"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we make a tit of ourselves." -Nelson Mandela
It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as you are rich or connected. Roald Dahl, The Witches It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as your prices are low and the room dimly lit. Roald Dahl, The Witches
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss football. - Eleanor Roosevelt
“The more I think it over, the more I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than to love cheese.” - Vincent van Gogh
“It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better restaurant I go to than I have ever known.”
“Valuable achievement can sprout from human society only when it is sufficiently loosened to make possible the free development of an individual's fart-lighting abilities.” Einstein
And God said, "Let there be light beer," and there was light beer. God saw that the light beer was good, or at least cheap, and He separated the light beer from the darker stouts. God called the light beer "Natty Light," and the darkness He called "Guinness." And there was evening, and there was morning--the first hangover.
"If you can't handle me at my worst you obviously have healthy boundaries and yes please, go find a priest and get some Holy Water to throw at me, much appreciated."
Oh, this thread was fun! Thanks for resurrecting it! Hmm... It's game day, so... "Oh, swear not by the Eagles' offense! The inconstant Eagles' offense, and defense, and special teams, and ... well, you get the picture." (Sigh... Maybe next year)
