Is it true that your childhood memories are the last ones you lose so you don't recognize your spouse or kids, but you remember all the traumatic crap that happened to you as a kid?
Did you know that the suicide rate for senior citizens is greater than the rate for their younger counterparts?
Is it wrong to long for the shotgun-wielding, front-porch sitting, Pabst Blue Ribbon drinking, crotchety days of tomorrow?