He involuntarily receives telepathic messages from all non-arthropod invertebrates and only non-arthropod invertebrates (worms, slugs, jellyfish...etc) within a ten foot radius of himself.
As a child, he was brainwashed to do the Macarena every time someone says, "Booty." So, he avoids rappers and pirates like the plague.
He has an unusual fetish for girls with really long hair (anything more than 4 feet) and lost his virginity to a male hobo at twelve years.
He doesn't use any means of transportation with more than one wheel. Traveling to another city is always an adventure for him.
Has suddenly developed multiple personality disorder (and a strange addiction to the game Russian Roulette)
He has a hickie on the left side of his neck, under his ear, that he received from an seventy-nine year old grandmother of seven while on a double decker bus in London.
He is not afraid of clowns, mimes, puppets or jack-in-the-boxes. In fact, those are some of his favorite things.