Hemingway six word story

No witnesses, survivors - HOUSE FOR SALE!

 

Lover's Peak. Cemetery two miles West.

 

Child war veteran dies—finally saved.

 

The man smiled, my death followed

 

"Please put your pants back on."

or

"Do not stand on the toilet."

These are things I have actually had to say. Don't ask why.

 

I took it because I cared.

 

The rabbit grinned. Death had arrived.

or

I walked forever. Then came home.

 

It's like Al Capone, but not.

 

Policy went through. Kill Dad quietly.

 

Wrenching vertigo. The pills? Only sugar.

"Wipe your nose, kid." Cinders drifted.

The snake never got through customs.

He clutched at the stolen rosary.

 

I could try to seduce him.

 

By now, she has forgotten me.

 

Heaven help me, it isn't working.

 

Across the mirror she wrote "Enjoy the AIDs" in Lipstick.

 

Unintentional insult, a bruise the next morning.

 

Troubles. Things are done. Moderate happiness.

 

She lives invisibly. No attention. Murder

 

Wheel, pedal, obstruction. Too late. Smash!

 

Rainy night. Low visibility. No fuel.

 

Hi,

I had a dream. Then I woke up.

 

Oh beautiful , Miss America, politically corrected Miss.cellaneous

 

I wish I hadn't done that.

 

Walt Disney white washed my shadow

 

Hi,

I thought, but unfortunately I wasn't!

Cheers

 

Thought I'd cast a little resurrect spell on this forum topic...

*zzzapp!*

No regrets. Close my eyes. Jump.