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Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside and searching for

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist