Speaking of seafood with teeth, I'm particularly fascinated by this testicle-snapper with human teeth Apparently, he is really tasty
Dear god. Clearly we evolved from these sea creatures. The teeth and tendency to go for the balls are striking similarities in our physiology and predatory patterns in our social structure.
What happened? This used to be a nice, fajitas-oriented thread, and now look at it! What is the world coming to?
I say inside skirt steak is the best for fajitas. Because I am in the food and beverage industry, my opinion is fact and those that have dissenting views are morons.
That's because fajitas are for the culturally inept. Why discuss some bland, safe Americanized food when we could be talking about lampreys? Live a little, geez.
Or another delightful(ly rare) delicacy: mämmi. It's the brown stuff that has the color and consistency of fresh shit, tastes like ass, and nobody really likes, but some eat it anyway since it is edible (i.e. doesn't kill you if consumed) and very useful for filling up cracks in the walls, fixing punctured car tires, sound-proofing houses, mind control, and protecting Earth from asteroids.
Protecting Earth from asteroids I can see, but mind control? Versatile stuff, it seems. Does it repel lampreys? 'Cause I want some if it does.
Reading the ingredients, this sounds like it would taste like what we call malta in the Caribbean. Malta is a version of what is often called small beer or little beer in other places around the world. The Caribbean version is diabetic suicide, but there are niche, upscale brands here that are more brew and less sweet in flavor, more akin to the small beers of Europe. Oh, and since we're doing insane fish mouths... Mouth of a long nosed chimaera while he waves his honker at us.
Hmm. Looks like shit. Smells like shit, Tastes like shit. Sure glad I didn't step in it! Did someone mention ass-to- rrhoids? This thread has certainly been deflected by the fecal finger of Fate. Let's see if we can swing it back to something more palatable. After all, the purpose of this thread was to lighten things up, not see if we can gross everyone out. Right?
It's allowed to do that - this is a writing forum, and telling different stories is what we're all about!
Yup! And my last offering regarding insane mandibular accouterment is my pal platybelodon. I'll stop now.
