Absolutely guaranteed...

... to scare the fuq out of Kirk Cameron. Because, you know, he's always on about the crocoduck that he wants non-believers to bust out in order to prove evolution. Can't have evolution without a crocoduck, right? I mean, Kirk said that's the meter by which we measure, crocoduck, so it must be true.

Anyway, insane bird things that should come close enough to the mark to rustle Kirk's itty bitty jimmies.

http://io9.com/your-friday-nightmare-fuel-birds-with-giant-mouths-ins-1684312271

 

Those look like horse mouths!

Horse mouths are ugly on horses - but they're way the hell uglier on birds!

 

I don't think most people know about Kirk Cameron's evolution theories on bananas and sterile peanut butter jars.

 

I thought that the proof that evolution is false is the fact that no one has ever found an intelligent life form in their jar of peanut butter.

 

That's in the second video I posted.

 

There you have it then. Absolute proof of evolution

 

...well, there goes any sleep I'll have tonight. Sleep is overrated anyway.

 

Don't you just love idiots.

 

The banana video is classic Poe's Law.

 

Is there intelligent life on planet Earth?