Adoption Thread!

Yeah daddy is scare of us.

 

Your proud of that?

 

Yes very much so.

 

*fell asleep*

 

*Takes out sword*
Daddy I want to talk still.
*Smiles wickedly and stabs daddy*

 

*was awake, dodges it and grabs sword* No no, don't stab daddy!

 

*Cute demon voice*
Yes stab daddy.
*Takes out three more swords and starts trying to stab daddy*

 

*dodging the knives, at the same time grabbing a knife* o.o

 

*Laughs wickedly and takes out a million knives*
Go stab daddy.
*Starts throwing knives every where*

 

*hiding while laughing*

 

*Finds daddies hiding spot and shove sword up his butt*
You should never laugh when you are hiding.

 

Whoa! *barely get up in time, but gets stabbed in leg*

 

*Smiles*
At least I got your leg.
*Pushes sword further in fathers leg*
YEAH!

 

*using force, removes sword*

 

Teaches you not to go against me daddy.

Want to go for a swim?

 

No way! *grabs sword*

 

Waaah!
Daddy is holding a sword close to me. I'm calling child services for abuse.

 

*Starts to slash some meat* mwhahah!

 

Daddy is weird.
*Sits down and grabs mail*
Daddy there is a woman called Lily. She wants to go out with you.
Will you except?

 

No way! I'm a bachelor! Who's Lily anyways? o.o

 

(Forgotten you're not very good at this play thing are you. I making up names. And making up mail.
We are pretending to be family as well. You are lacking in the imagination department.)

I don't know.
*Throws mail into the fire*
Oops!
There was a bill in there.

 

Ahh! That was the electricity bill! *tries to get the bill but gets set on fire* Oww! *lights turn off* -_- *tries to run to the tub but keeps bumping into things* I'm a flash light....

 

*Starts laughing*

You're funny daddy. Do it again!

 

*gets into tub* ahh! *goes outside and gets bill* It' ashes... -_- *burns hands* That hurt, son *puts arm on shoulder*

 

Can you do it again dad?