Animalia

Are any anacondas announcing anarchy appropriately and absolutely?

 

Best bite Bangor's big buttered Bison before Batman's bistro ball.

 

Cravat clothed camels clumbsily cut cucumbers,

 

Drowsy, Donald Duck dumbly drove Daisy Duck down Doffinger's Drive.

 

Energetic emo emus enamorate emotional elephants.

 

Frog families flock further for flogging.

 

Gigantic giraffes jealously jump and jeer.

 

(Isn't the G and J mixture cheating? Okay, I won't tell... they have the alliteration sound so that's probably okay.)

(When "H" is up, I refuse to refer to Hungry Hippos, no matter how tempting it is.)

Hairy, hot, haggard hippopotamuses hurried hastily, holding hands.

 

(Hippos Have Hands?)

Ignorant itchy iguanas insult imperturbable ichthyosaurs

 

If Iguanas Insult, I Imagine...
Hell, Hot Hairy Hippos Have Horribly Hard Hands!

and...

Jovial jackals jump, jumbling Jupiter's jaunt.

 

Tina's tuba trumped Tom's trembling trombone.

 

Chimmy, you're playing off my signature line... We're on K.

 

hehehe....I see...:redface: hahaha...I see.

Kangaroos kidnap keepsake karaoke Keeshonds. How's that?

 

Kool.

(I changed my sig font to avoid confusion next time.)

I'll do "L", this one is for Smallville fans:


Losing Lana's love, Lex Luthor let Lionell's lions lavish Lana Lana.


Added extra note, as if anyone actually cares about Superman history:

Superman fans know about Lois Lane and Lex Luthor, of course, and Lana Lang, who is not only from Smallville but also goes back to the early Superboy comics. Smallville fans of course know about Lex's father Lionell, but there were actually other L.L. characters in Superman comics history, including a mermaid Superman met in the 1950s named Lori Lemoris! Other Superman L.L.'s include: Lucy Lane (Lois's sister), Linda Lee (the original Supergirl's secret identity), and a number of others!

 

Mangy marmosets mangle modern mammoths maniacally

 

Nasty Nighthawks Nose Ninety-Nine Needles Northward.

 

opulent opossums obtusely objectify oppressed orangutans

 

Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled...

Nah, let me start over....

Pudgy purple porcupines preened playfully.

 

Quizzical quintessential quails quietly quailed.

 

That has a nice ring to it

Lonely Llammas looked longingly

 

Mercurial mongooses manage militant moose

 

Nasty nighthawks nip nearly ninety necks.

 

Octogenarian owls opined on online obituaries.

 

Punctilious periwinkles pick precise portfolios perchance posh pomegranates prolong pickling.

 

Queen Qiarra quietly quilted quintessential quilts.