OMG! That's AWESOME! (In a disturbingly gross kind of way, lol) It won't let me give you rep.... Nooooooooooo!!
H, One of the funniest deaths I ever read was of a man walking down a street full of high rise apartments where people kept livestock on their balconies, and one day a balcony gave way and he was killed by a falling pig! Maybe you could try something along those lines. E.g. Got himself sat on by an elephant, that would have to hurt. Covered himself with bacon and walked into a wolf pen. Ate puffer fish he prepared himself so the meal had the venom left in. Or you could go with variations of the classic urban myths. For example wired his car up with JATO packs and hit well over a hundred before it left the road and smashed into a cliff. Supermanned into an empty swimming pool. Or the really dumb - e.g. kept the hand grenade and threw away the pin. The world is your oyster so enjoy killing him.
I once had a character in a story commit suicide by duct taping herself to someone's wall and then putting tape over her mouth and nose...I never quite worked out how she duct taped herself to the wall... Haha I can't take credit for it--that's Joel's go-to suicide idea. It cracked me up the first time he told me about it.
Reality is stranger then fiction: Lillian Millicent Entwistle - actress 1932 --- suicide by jumping from the 'H' of the 'HOLLYWOOD(LAND)' sign. Kiyoko Matsumoto - 19 year old student 1933 --- suicide by jumping into the thousand foot crater of a volcano on the island of Oshima, Japan. This act started a bizarre fashion in Japan and in the ensuing months three hundred children did the same thing. Lupe Velez - actress 1944 --- overdose with sleeping pills and drowning; she was 4 months pregnant. She had dressed in her best outfit for the suicide and took her pills, washing them down with alcohol. Getting sick to her stomach, she rushed to the bathroom, but tripped and fell; drowning in the toilet.
One could try running through a swap butt nakey hopped up on PCP avoiding the Gators, Yelling about the pink dino chasing you just to end up swollowed by a sink hole
Apparently some guy in South Korea went down an elevator shaft in a wheelchair. I think we have a winner.
Tries to stab herself to death with a retractable knife? Tries to get pregnant to have a botched abortion but turns out to be sterile. Puts up an advertisement in the newspaper for serial killers but only gets concerned people calling. Drinking water to make her stomach explode but just has to pee. Grows out her hair so the weight of it will break her neck. Takes a whole bunch of cough syrup but just ends up loopy. Breaks her nose by trying to "push the bone up into the brain." Sells her kidney on the black market. Whoops, you can live with one! Holds her breath. Battery electrocution. Rhino sex? Moves to Spokane, WA (our cops killed a person a week for like three months). I am now out of ideas lol.
